Bruno & Boots: This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall Page #2

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to significantly alter their

morphology and create...

Elmer.

Is this another plan to turn

the York boys into worm people?

Would that be a problem?

I like

the sentiment, but...

I'm not sure

we can afford a crane.

My uncle raises these

thoroughbred guinea pigs, right?

I say we borrow, like,

a hundred of them...

Nope! Not even

going there.

Severe guinea pig phobia.

But they're so cute!

- And they have

- such luxurious hair...

Can we please talk

about something else?

And so, I say that we hire

a witch to put a curse

on the York team.

Hm! that's interesting.

Yeah, except for the little

detail that curses aren't real.

What if we put a curse

on the York Academy team,

- but then just don't tell them

- that it's not real?

Wait, athletes are

superstitious...

You mess with their pre-game

traditions and it can throw

- their whole game.

- Exactly, right? If, you know,

Someone steals their mascot,

something like that.

Princess Penelope!

Good shot, boys!

And it's all because of you,

the prettiest princess

in all the land.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we're gonna steal a princess.

It's about to go down.

Alright, York clothes on.

It's go time. Over.

You know, we are right here.

You could just tell us.

But this way's more fun. Over.

Good point. Over.

Let's do this!

Welcome, parents,

students, pain help,

and our many corporate donors.

Find tomorrow's leaders today!

Welcome, one and all,

to another York Boys

Academy pep rally

where we celebrate victory

before it has actually happened.

Why?

Because, come on!

We are the York Boys Academy!

- Dude, I tackled him

- so hard,

It's a miracle

he can still walk.

That's 'cause you're

the greatest, Chip.

Hey, did you hear that?

Let's check it out.

Hey, what are you doing?

Check it out,

it's Hartley!

Look at those teeth.

Ha-ha-ha!

That's my dad, man.

His nose is way bigger!

Make it bigger, make it bigger.

Oh yeah.

Oh, add some spinach

to his teeth. Yeah.

Oh yeah, he's like

a hundred years old, man.

Can't forget the wrinkles.

Hey, guys.

Hey, man.

That is just wrong, man.

Copy that. Princess

is traveling.

Yo, let's go.

You really captured

his lack of scruples.

Nice job,

little weird artist dude.

Oh man, that's just wrong.

Yes!

They had no idea!

Totally clueless.

High fives for a perfectly

planned caper.

Uh-uh. Gotta keep my hands

at ten and two.

Driving's no joke, boys.

High five for Wilbur getting

his license last month

and being such

a conscientious driver.

- When's the last time

- you ate, Wilbur?

Don't look at me.

It came from the cage.

That does not sound

like a princess.

As many of you know,

our beloved Princess Penelope

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