Bruno & Earlene Go to Vegas Page #2

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I'm sorry. We're not authorised to give

any information about our clients.

Yeah, I know. I'm a concerned relative.

Can you tell me where he is?

No. All our patients sign

confidentiality agreements.

They're all over 18. We're not...

You can't go back there!

I am calling the authorities!

What the...?

Jesus! Come on!

Who the f*** do you think you are?

Someone who gives more

than half a sh*t about you.

Now are you coming or not?

You just cost me a sh*t ton of money!

For what? Do you have any idea

what that man was doing up there?

Did you ask any questions?

- Did you sign on a dotted line?

- No!

So what made you think there was

anything legit about that place?

When people take photographs,

it's forever. There are ramifications.

If you needed money,

you could have just asked me.

- Can I have some money?

- That's not the point.

- Why not?

- Because I don't have any! God, Jesus!

Just get in the car.

Do you know what?

It's none of my f***ing business.

Hey.

You got any more tricks lined up?

I was sucked in.

I'll need you to forward me all

contact you had with the person.

Did you guys ever speak on the phone?

Here's the note they left.

Oh, sorry.

I don't think they'll come back.

Look. It's like a child wrote it.

Someone who knew they were doing

something bad, but had no hard feelings.

This is LA, Cookie.

Get with the programme.

It's signed with a kiss.

Then they're crazy, like all

the other dopes in this town.

Trust me. I know.

Rise and shine, freeloaders!

We weren't stealing anything.

We were occupying.

Well, now you get to occupy a nice

room at the LAPD Continental.

My dad's a lawyer.

Shut up.

What am I not getting here?

Jeez, what's his problem?

Is it that time of the month?

There aren't enough

tissues for those issues.

- Word, girl.

- I know.

- What did you do to my hair?

- I smartened it up.

Yeah, thanks.

How did we get in?

What have I created?

- Is this for me?

- Yeah. Yeah.

Wow.

What do you say about taking a

trip together? Just you and me.

Why?

Because I figure you could

use a vacation. I could too.

I could take you to

see the Eiffel Tower.

I mean, it's not Paris, but it's as

close as you'll get to the real thing.

What's wrong with you?

Forget it.

There's nothing wrong with me.

I'm just a bit mixed up, that's all.

It's a great place.

There's tons of room.

Yeah. Bring the gang. Bye.

Sharing the love?

We've never really belonged,

so we're more inclined to share.

Hop in.

It's nothing but clear skies

and blazing heat today, folks.

Just like any other day.

But is it just me or is there

something in the air?

Oops. Guess it's just me.

Half a mile for a pee?

I'm not a cougar yet, you know.

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