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two bunkers, sand traps...

So you have to shoot

over the graveyard?.

Or over the church.

No challenge, no fun!

The third hole

is on Lalli and Sisi`s land.

Lalli and Sisi?.

Sisi and Lalli.

That`s our land, isn`t it?.

That`s the idea.

Jon will be renting your land.

- Me?.

- Really?.

Isn`t that so?.

Well, a man has got

to keep himself busy, right?.

He`ll cut the grass for you,

you get the hay and also the rent.

The guesthouse fills up with golfers

and everybody profits!

We have to make a toast to that!

What do you think you`re doing?.

Put it on Jon`s tab.

We have to celebrate.

Jon`s tab?.

Pure ecstasy.

It`s a birdie!

What a stupid place

to start a golf course.

This isn`t for beginners, you know.

I`ve been trying to help Jon

make some money.

But no, he won`t have that.

- Why don`t you want to make money?.

- We`re getting there.

Getting where?.

So when do I get paid?.

- Pay you?.

- We have to advertise, put up a website.

When we get the subsidy.

Grants and handouts!

Just like in the Soviet, Comrade Jon.

He`s against tourists.

They are the future.

- What are you doing, darling?.

- Just touching up the wedding dress.

- Do you like it?.

- lt`s nice.

It feels like I just got married yesterday.

How time flies.

Your dad was so cute, tall and thin.

We were so young.

Doing everything together,

the first apartment,

our first loan.

Darling, are you sure

you`re doing the right thing?.

You`re missing out on so much.

Just stepping into his old life.

I don`t have to do everything like you.

It`s not the only way.

- The man is turning gray.

- So what?.

Maybe it`s all right now.

But then you get to my age.

- What about children?.

- Stop it, please.

I`m close to blowing

the whole thing off.

What`s wrong with you?.

You can`t cancel my wedding.

We`ll just go to Reykjavik

and get married there.

What did I say wrong now?.

We have enough goddamn tourists.

Naked Germans all over the place.

There`s more of them

than the bloody sheep.

Hairy old German hags

in every hotspring.

We can just as well

skin them, can`t we?.

Skin the hide of their backs!

You guys are lacking...

What do you call it?.

Entre..preneur..thing!

Entrepreneurship!

That`s what I said!

I may not have a diploma

to wipe up my ass

but l`ve sure got...

the entrepreneur...sh*t working.

Please give me some

of that entrepreneurshit!

Start by taking a sea bath.

Learn to swim,

to get rid of that lifesaver.

Don`t get him all worked up.

It`s freezing!

Just wait for the tide.

- Guys...

- What?.

- I can`t find...

- What?.

I can`t find...

my willy.

It`s gone!

Free Willy!

- Hi, darling.

- Hi.

- Still awake?.

- Just blogging.

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