Bruce Almighty Page #3
We see the INTRO FOR SIXTY MINUTES:
NEWS CLIP:
I'm Ed Bradley, I'm Merely Safer,
an d I ' m --
LESLIE STAHL is HIT IN THE NECK WITH A TRANQUILIZER DART.
Her head wavers, then DROPS on the desk. The camera PANS to
BRUCE, who lowers a bamboo blow gun, cooly addresses camera.
BRUCE:
...Bruce Nolan. And this is Sixty
Minutes.
THE SIXTY MINUTES TICKING CLOCK
DISSOLVE TO:
BRUCE'S ALARM CLOCK - IT RINGS
We are in. . .
7.
INT. BRUCE AND GRACE'S APARTMENT - MORNING
Bruce lies next to Grace with a big smile on his face. Grace
hits the alarm, rolls over snuggling close to Bruce.
GRACE:
Sweety, time to get up...
She kisses Bruce, gets up.
BRUCE:
The covers are RIPPED OUT OF FRAME. Bruce throws a mock
hissy fit.
INT. BEDROOM - MORNING
Bruce watches TV as he buttons his shirt.
SPORTSCASTER:
...and the Sabers lost another
close one last night. Four to
three to the Toronto Maple Leafs.
BRUCE:
Of course they lost, they're my
team.
CUT TO:
MOMENTS LATER:
Bruce checks his hair in the mirror practicing his new sign-
off.
BRUCE:
"And that's the way the cookie
crumbles."
(calls to Grace)
You know, I think there might be
something to that cookie line.
Everything great anchor has his own
signature sign-off.
(as Walter Cronkite)
"And that's the way the cookie
crumbles."
ANGLE - SAM
Peeing in the corner on the carpet.
8.
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