Bruce Almighty Page #2

BRUCE:

(reluctant)

Alright.

Grace holds up a photo.

GRACE:

Oh look at this. It's the first

day we moved in together.

It's the two of them, younger, laughing.

BRUCE:

(down)

Yeah, so full of hopes and dreams.

GRACE:

Oh, here's me at my sister's

wedding. I caught the bouquet.

It's a picture of Grace overpowering the other bridesmaids

for the bouquet.

BRUCE:

You look pretty intense, hun.

GRACE:

Well, I was thinking about you.

Grace cuddles into Bruce.

BRUCE:

So, you're attracted to me in some

way, is that what you're trying to

say?

Grace rolls over onto Bruce.

GRACE:

You have no idea.

BRUCE:

I was saving myself for the wedding

night, but if you keep this up, I

may lose my resolve.

Grace stands, pulling Bruce up.

GRACE:

Well, that's the way the cookie

crumbles.

They kiss, stumbling toward the bedroom.

6.

BRUCE:

Hey, that's a good line, but you

need more resonance. From the

diaphragm.

(newscaster voice)

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

GRACE:

Oh, say it again.

BRUCE:

(bigger)

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

GRACE:

(sweet, southern groupie)

Oh, I just love on-air

personalities.

BRUCE:

(newscaster voice)

Well then, let me take these

clothes off and slip into my hair

net.

Grace laughs, Bruce joins in as they disappear into the

bedroom.

CUT TO:

A TELEVISION SCREEN

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