Brown Sugar Page #3

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that'll be a Perfect 10

for the lady,

if you please.

And a Ketel One

martini

up with a twist

for the gentleman.

Get up off that chair

and hug me, girl.

What's up, baby?

I have missed you

so much.

I missed you, too.

How you been?

Kiss it.

Look at you.

There you are.

Oh, my God.

I got you, I got you.

Dre, stop it! I can't

believe you left me

over there

with that man.

Don't be mad.

Kiss me, kiss me.

Gimme a kiss,

gimme a kiss.

Yes, that's

what I like.

Sidney here is somebody

I want you to meet.

Oh, my God!

Sidney, Reese.

It's so good

to meet you.

Oh, my God! I've heard

so much about you.

Oh, well, I hope

it wasn't too bad.

No, and you look great.

But I can't compete with

you in that dress.

Oh, please, I think you

are wearing that dress.

And your earrings

are so beautiful.

Do you hear

something, Sidney?

Yeah, sounded

like a male ego.

Ha ha ha ha!

That's real funny.

Anyway, this is cute.

Y'all should take

this little act

on the road.

We're just

teasing you.

Oh, there's Steve.

I gotta talk to him

about the Arista

deal. Sidney...

good to meet you.

Ok.

Hurry up. I love you.

I love you.

Not bad, not bad.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, she's pretty

much amazing.

Amazing?

Mm-hmm.

That's not a word

I've heard you use

to describe

one of your women.

Oh, she ain't like

any of the others.

For real.

What's up?

I want to show you

something.

Is that

what I think it is?

Yeah.

Think I'm gonna

do it tonight, Sid.

- What?

- Uh-huh.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah.

But, Dre,

you've known her

for like

5 minutes.

I know, I know, but, um...

I... I think she's the one.

So I'm retiring

the "Slow JJams Deluxe

Get The Drawers" tape.

The "Slow JJams Deluxe

Get The Drawers" tape?

Yeah. The one with

Luther, Sade,

and the extended mix

of Prince's Adore, so...

Damn, it's like that?

I'm for real.

What, why are you

looking at me like that?

I don't know.

We're...

We're grown-ups.

I'm so glad you're here.

Oh, I'm happy

to be here. Ohh!

All right,

I'm about to go in.

You'll be fine.

You'll be fine.

Trust yourself.

All right.

My breath tart?

No, you're cool.

All right. Here we go.

Ohh!

Oh, my God!

Dre, oh, my God!

Yes, yes, yes!

#Was it good enough

for you? #

Girl,

I can't believe

you've been here

damn near a month

and you still

not unpacked.

I've been busy.

I mean, there's this

little job I have

at this little

magazine.

Besides, there's order

in this chaos.

I know where everything is

and where everything goes.

So, uh, where does

this go? Ooh!

It's not what you think.

It's a massager

from Brookstone.

Oh, come on, Sid,

like I don't know...

It's a massager!

Men take too much

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