Brother Nature Page #4

No!

You're so cute though,

I want to kiss it.

Hey, Rog.

Hey, Jerry. Great.

Oh! I see you found

the wall of Gill.

Oh, yeah, Gill is the fish.

Oh! Largest trout in the lake.

He's kind of an unofficial

town mascot, too. Oh!

Everybody in the family's

caught him. Look.

There's Melster

and Todd. Pam.

He's gigantic!

Yeah.

I mean, he's like

the size of a small...

'84 Olympics.

Is that you?

Mmm-hmm.

Looking good, Jerry.

Almost medaled but

the French beat us.

Ah.

They were kind of so

smug about it, too.

They started kissing their

medals in front of me. Uh...

You aren't French, are you?

No, sir.

Attaboy.

Yeah.

Hey, let's eat.

Check this out.

I also prefer to

eat my dessert first.

No, actually, grandma Hibby

has severe sciatica. Oh.

So I put together a completely

legal "herbal" snack pack.

Special candy bars and

chips and stuff, you know.

All with a little THC,

a little...

You feeling good, Hibby?

Flyin'.

I saw her talking to an

old boot the other day.

Nah, I'm just kidding.

Gwen, how'd you meet

the high-five king?

It was new year's Eve. Neither

one of us had anyone to kiss.

So I told him if we started at 11:59, our

first kiss would last for two years.

How could I say no?

Yeah, but it wasn't a two-year kiss,

it was probably like a minute.

Hey, everybody,

can I have the floor?

Uh...

Being the baby in a family

of six sisters, you know,

I've always wanted a brother.

I guess I was a good boy, because

my wish finally came true.

Roger rabbit over here.

Uno more thing, sir.

Rich Spanish guy, um...

I actually have some big news.

Margie's pregnant. I told

you she was showing.

No, Pam.

I'm not pregnant.

No. Guys, I'm leaving

my job at the camp.

What? But it's for

a good reason.

I'm going to be taking

a higher paying gig

as a program director

at the new youth center...

In Seattle!

What? Are you moving

to Seattle?

Yes. It was so hard

not to say anything.

You're dead to me.

You're dead to me.

Get used to seeing

this face, sir.

Because you are going to

be seeing it all the time!

All the time!

All the time!

Everybody!

All the time!

All the time!

So, you guys are in this cabin.

And that one is

Todd and Margie's.

You know, I forgot my satchel back

in the house, I'll be right back.

Did he just say "satchel"?

Unfortunately, yes.

Ooh!

Oh, no.

My god. Look,

they're so cute.

Oh! I want to hold

them close to my face.

No, you do not.

You know that their sacks

are primed to spray

and that scent can

linger for months!

Todd, go get a box

and some syrup.

Got it. Look at the little one.

He's my friend.

Ooh!

His name's Langdon.

No. Don't name them.

Don't get attached.

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