Brooklyn Rules Page #2

in the Gambino family

and the man who controlled

our neighborhood.

It was common knowledge

he was a ruthless motherf***er.

Look at that suit.

Look at that f***in' suit he's wearing.

It's a $2,000 suit.

Brioni, it's nice.

Legend had it

that Caesar once killed a guy

for giving him a bad haircut.

For me, that always explained

why Carmine worshipped him.

He's calling me over.

Mike, he's calling me over.

He's calling me over.

How's my hair look?

How's your hair?

It ain't enough you kiss his ass?

You're going to go f*** him too?

F*** you.

Hey, look who it is.

Sit down over here.

How's your mother?

Oh, she's really good.

Thank you for asking.

You know Philly Cabrese?

Hey.

Carmine Mancuso.

I heard some good things about you.

This kid, back in the f***ing little league

over there at St. Columbus,

caught a piece of the ball,

Look the f*** out.

Good with a bat, huh?

That's a good skill to have.

You two should get to know each other.

Yo, we gotta talk to him.

- Who?

- Who? Carmine.

This wise-guy sh*t,

He's getting too involved with these guys.

He's a big boy.

Mike, I'm serious.

All right, we'll talk to him.

Hey, what do you think

of the one in pink?

The fat one?

She's not that fat.

All right, she's a little fat.

But you wouldn't f*** her?

I don't know, Mike. I don't know.

Eh, f*** you.

You're half a fag anyway.

Mm, oh, yeah.

Unh, yeah.

Ah, don't stop. Ah.

Ah, don't f***in' stop.

Mike!

What was that?

Don't worry about it.

They said your name.

There's a lot of Mikes around.

Don't stop.

Ah.

Jesus!

Hurry up and come already!

Come on, I'm starving to death.

That's not funny.

Your friend's an a**hole.

Come on; come on.

Take that thing

out of her head; let's go.

Watch the seats.

You couldn't have waited five more minutes?

Give me a break.

We did you a favor.

Yeah, seriously, Mike.

I'm just saying,

I mean, a girl that fat,

You put your cock in her mouth,

it could be dangerous.

Look, she was ugly, Mikey.

Come on.

You f***ing a**holes.

Well, if it isn't the last

of the big spenders.

Yes, please,

um, a big stack of pancakes

And a cup of decaf.

Just coffee, please.

So what comes with this

"Give me liberty, or give me eggs"?

Three eggs, toast,

and two pieces

of bacon or sausage,

Exactly like it says right there.

Okay, I'll have that.

Yes, please.

How would you like them, moron?

Oh, well, um, scrambled?

Bacon or sausage?

Can I have one piece of each?

I suppose.

Oh, and a lemonade, please.

Thank you.

Give me liberty, or give-

Why do you always have to order

something so f***ing stupid?

What's with the lemonade?

I like lemonade.

Can I have water?

Is that all right?

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