Broken Hearts Club Page #2
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- Thank God.|- You're late.
Sorry, but, you know,|it is my birthday.
Sorry doesn't feed the bulldog, sugar.|Go to work.
Saw your prey on the curb.|Nice work.
Last time I use an audition monologue|to break up with somebody.
You coming to the party,Jack?
I just wrapped 1 00 pieces of cantaloupe|in prosciutto to keep 'em warm.
You didn't. Jack!
I couldn't let you have a birthday|without giving you...
at least a little bit|of my superior taste and talent.
And in addition to which,|look what I got today.
I will be signing up|interested parties all night.
Please, I'm begging you,|no softball team this year.
No softball team this year.|No softball team this year.
Are you crazy? You know what kind|of P.R. this is for the restaurant?
It can't be that good. We lost|every single game we played last year.
Two of those teams|only had four people.
Nobody's forcing you two to play,|but remember who pays your bills.
Leslie, Queen of Bitchtar,|your people have come to take you home.
Good evening, Patrick.|It's your brother!
I'll be right there.
What is it with lesbians|and candles?
I just got home from the office,|and I'm not in the mood for your sh*t.
So...
what's the gift?
It's a housewarming present|for Anne.
Two months late.
Looks like a coffeemaker.
Well, you can shut your mouth|because it's a surprise.
Oh, we already have a coffeemaker.
I've seen your old one.|This one is way better.
We got rid of that one.|She didn't tell you?
We have a new Webb 3000.
- You already have a Webb 3000?|- Don't worry, sweetie.
It won't be the first time|she's returned one of your gifts.
So Anne tells me you're jealous|of her vibrator.
How do I look?
- Great! Where's Hansel and Gretel?|- That's clever.
- You sure you don't want to come?|- No, thank you.
- He said it's gonna be mixed.|- The last time he said that...
there were 60 men, 3 women|and a parrot...
and the parrot was getting|more attention than the women.
That parrot knew the words|to "Material Girl."
Shall we?
Do you have to do that in here?|We are two blocks from the house!
Parties make me nervous.
- I'm relaxing.|- Can you relax legally?
- What if we get pulled over?|- What are the police gonna do?
For starters,|the whole arresting thing.
If we don't go home together tonight,|you'll understand.
- Let's not do this thing.|- What whole thing?
This eleventh-hour breakup routine.|It's really demoralizing me.
I'm not breaking up anything here...
because what there was to break up here|was broken up two months ago.
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