Broadway Danny Rose Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1984
- 84 min
- 1,900 Views
Cos I don't see you just folding
these balloons in joints.
You listen to me, you're gonna fold
these balloons at universities.
You're gonna make your snail
and your elephant on Broadway.
before you go out on stage...
...you gotta look in the mirror
and you gotta say your three S's:
Star, smile, strong.
Star, smile, strong.
- Danny used to be a performer.
- He was a comic.
He worked the Catskills. He did all
the old jokes and stole from everybody.
He was the kind of comic
you'd think he'd be.
God bless you, darling. Let me ask you
a question, sweetheart. How old are you?
- 81.
- 81 years old. Isn't that fantastic?
No, really. She's 81.
It's fantastic. I mean that.
Unbelievable. You don't look
a day over 80. No, I mean it.
I'm just kiddin'. I love you.
You're really beautiful.
What sign are you, darling?
- What?
- She says "What?" She's great.
But I drove up here today. I love driving.
You run across so many interesting
people. I saw a terrible accident.
Two taxi cabs collided.
30 Scotchmen were killed.
He stopped doing his act because
he was working the Catskill Mountains.
Nobody in the audience
He's on stage, doing his act,
So naturally
You can't do a good act,
you become a personal manager.
But his acts were so devoted.
They loved him.
Where you gonna find
that kind of devotion today?
The funniest Danny Rose story is the time
he's handling a hypnotist. A hypnotist.
He's got the guy working
the Catskill Mountains.
Jewish lady and hypnotises her.
Tessie! Tessie!
- The body is warm. It's a good sign.
- Yes, that's a good sign.
Tessie! Tessie!
I promise you, if your wife
never wakes up again...
...I will take you to
any restaurant of your choice, OK?
Do you like Chinese food?
All right, you finished? Excuse me.
Hold it, hold it. Are you finished?
Are you finished? Because I have
the greatest Danny Rose story.
Hold it now. Are you finished?
I have the greatest
Danny Rose story, all right?
You wanna do anything?
This is gonna take some time.
- Can I call home?
- Go ahead.
- Coffee.
- Are you ready?
We're gonna be here a while.
This is the greatest Danny Rose story.
- This is the one with Lou Canova.
- The tall guy, the singer? The Italian kid?
He was the kid that had
those semi-hit records?
He had a record, I think, called "Agita".
It was on the charts for about 15 minutes.
This is not during those 15 minutes.
This is 25 years later.
And Lou cannot get anybody
to handle him. The man's in trouble.
And the only one who
believes in him is Danny Rose.
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