Bringing Down the House Page #2
I would suggest|you run to the kitchen
and get some tuna tartare|for William Shakespeare
on the house.
Yes, sir.
I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.
Where and when tomorrow?
Hello, Mr. Sanderson.
Oh, Mrs. Kline.|Always a pleasure.
And when am I going to|get to babysit
with your charming|little Georgey again?
Oh, uh, well, uh, soon,
because he just loves|coming over to your place.
Uh, Mr. Sanderson?
Those Latin people|who were skulking around...
Oh. They were looking|at the Aruda house.
Casing it?
No, uh, to buy it.
Oh, please.
If they're in this block and not|carrying a leaf blower...
Well, I'd love to discuss this|with you further,
but I'm expecting someone.
Hey.
Hi.
I hope you like cham...
...poo.
What's up, baby?
Ooh, champagne.|I love champagne.
This for me?
Oh, I'm sorry. I think|you have the wrong house.
It is damn good|to finally connect.
Pardon me?
It's me, fool... Charlene.
Ooh, food.
What?
It's me, honey.|Your date... Lawyer-girl.
You can't be.
Hey, hey, hey.|Leave that alone.
Well, why can't I?
Because you're not a blonde.
Can't get nothing past you.
You must be|a bomb-ass lawyer.
Oh, look at all|of these pretty candles...
all romantic and sh*t.
Somebody was planning|on getting some booty tonight.
Hey! Leave that alone.|There are settings.
And you can't be Charlene,|because Charlene is more of...
Skinny white broad?
Yeah.
You know, I get that a lot.
But that's your fault|you're thinking that, bro.
You must have not have took|a good look at that picture.
I have looked|at that picture a lot,
and trust me,|you are not in it.
Move, move, move.|Let me do it.
See?
There I am.
Sorry you got it|twisted, dog.
I don't get a lot of|photo ops where I been.
Where exactly have you been?
I got a rumble in the jungle.|We still having dinner or what?
I asked you a question.
Rolex.
Rolex?
I did time, baby,|but I ain't do the crime.
You're a convict?
Bump that.
Shoot,|Roscoe cracked that door.
I kicked it off the heezy|and bounced.
For real, though.
What did you just say?
What, don't you hear good?
All right.
Let's see.|How can I put this?
I was recently liberated|from a correctional facility...
All right. I get it.
You're in the big house, and|you get someone to type for you,
and you get on the Internet,|and you misrepresent yourself.
It happens, and I'm a sucker,
but now you have to go,|because this is over.
Unh-unh. No, no, no.
Biscuit,|you misrepresented yourself.
Boyishly light... please.
Gray.
You said you was|a criminal lawyer.
I pulled your file.
You're just some sorry-ass|tax attorney.
A tax lawyer is|a criminal lawyer.
Oh, yeah?
Well, good,|'cause that's why I'm here.
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