Bring It On: In It to Win It Page #3

Qinning knows no pain.

So, when I say jump,

I wanna hear, "How high?"

Now jump.

ALL:
How high?

That's what I'm

talking about.

Don't hate the

player, baby.

Okay, seriously,

Cheerzilla is

a little scary.

What? I love her.

She's the kind of black

woman gay men emulate.

She's amazing.

Qelcome your cheer-tastic 2008

Spirit Thunder instructors!

Come on, guys.

That was

really great.

(CONGA PLAYlNG)

(ALL CHEERlNG)

Yeah! Aren't they terrific?

Aren't they wonderful?

Yeah!

All right.

And now, as you know,

we have a very special

tradition here

at Camp Spirit Thunder.

This spirit stick

was given to me

by the father of

cheerleading himself,

Herkie Herkimer.

It embodies the heart and

the soul of cheerleading,

and it brings the luck

of the cheer spirits.

So, each team will

be able to experience

its powerful aura

for one night.

That's right.

And last year's winners

of the Championships will

have the honors first,

the East Coast Jets.

Go get it.

What?

Come on.

You do it. Go.

What?

Just a warning.

Lose the stick and you

will face the wrath of

the cheer gods.

I once knew a cheerleader

who misplaced the stick

for just one day

and she broke her leg

doing a simple toe touch.

Wait for it.

So guard it with

your lives, people.

Wait for it.

You will find good

fortune while it's in

your possession, Jets.

(ALL CHEERlNG)

(GASPS)

Cheer smackdown.

Words, shorty.

Use your words.

Him.

Abs Penn.

Go Jets.

Oh, girl.

You know a cheer Crip

can't be hitting it

with a cheer Blood.

All right. Everybody

have a fun and safe week

here at Camp Spirit Thunder!

You're a Jet?

Yeah, that's

a trip, huh?

Why didn't you

tell me?

What, that I was

a male cheerleader?

Sure. That's a real

panty-dropper!

Look, I didn't

mean any...

Did Brooke tell

you to play me?

Sucks to be you, huh?

Carson, I didn't know

you were a cheerleader.

Like...

And what's the big deal?

I'm a Jet. So what?

So what?

I cannot have an

inter-cheeracial

relationship!

(CELL PHONES RlNGlNG)

Hello?

VANCE:
Greetings,

Camp Spirit Thunder.

Just a friendly

video postcard

from Camp Victory.

Looking very forward

to seeing you in the

Championships.

Qe've got a secret

weapon this year.

Say, Pepper, how many

of your kids can throw

a roundoff, back handspring

double-fold twist?

Oh, none?

(LAUGHS)

Meet the new and

improved Flamingos.

See you at the...

The Flamingos?

They can barely

stand on one leg.

Everybody,

it is all right.

Vance Voorhees is just

trying to psyche us out.

Okay?

And it didn't work

last year, and it's

not gonna work this year.

We always win.

Nothing's gonna

stop us this week.

Except the Sharks.

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