Bring It On: All or Nothing

Oh, do we have a party

going on here or what?

People,

this is how we do this,

this is how we do it!

Now it's time for the moment

we've all been waiting for.

For homecoming king,

the winner by a landslide,

our star quarterback

and All-American candidate,

Brad Warner.

Crown, please.

Looking good, looking good.

And now, by a unanimous vote,

homecoming queen,

valedictorian,

senior class president

and captain of

the Pirate cheerleaders,

Britney Allen!

She's so hot!

Congratulations.

Britney, do you have anything

you'd like to say?

Yes, I would. Go Pirates!

Five, six, seven, eight...

Go, go, go

Go ye mighty Pirates!

Fight, fight, fight

Fight ye mighty Pirates!

Win, win, win

Win ye mighty Pirates!

Go! Fight! Win!

I'd like to see her naked.

Roll call

I'm Winnie

Brianna

Sierra

Amber

And everyone knows

that I'm Britney!

Britney thinks that

she's so hot 'cause she got

the captain's spot

Hey, I won that

fair and square I lost

ten pounds and dyed my hair

We really made a big mistake

Don't you think

her b*obs look fake?

I swear

that this is my real chest

My right is bigger

than my left

That's true.

We don't know

just why we chose her

Look at her,

she's such a poser

I'll prove to you

that I'm legit

I'll work hard and never quit

Not, not, not

Not gonna happen!

You, you, you suck

at being captain!

Brit, Brit, Brit,

your cheering is for sh*t

Not you, Brit

They're not your real tits

You suck, Britney!

Go, Pirates!

Yeah!

Gross.

Britney Allen just farted.

Britney.

Britney.

Britney Allen.

I did not fart!

Thank you for sharing.

Gloss check.

Soy cheese!

Oh, my God.

I have circles under my eyes.

I look so old.

I could pass for 23.

You got plenty of sleep

in class.

Well, that's because

I was up all night

working on new cheers.

You've managed to maintain

a C average

and work on new cheers?

You're such

an over-achiever.

Yeah, Britney,

we already win everything.

Amber, it's not enough to win.

I want to go down

in cheer history.

You already did.

You made captain, and nobody

can take that from you.

Not even me.

Majority rules, remember?

Oh, not the vote thing again.

You don't honestly

expect me to apologize

for winning captain

over you, do you?

Of course not.

Besides,

it's not the first time

that Winnie's lost to you.

Or the second, or third,

or fourth...

Oh, we get it.

Then get over it, Winnie.

I'm so over it.

Can we not do this now?

You're right.

It's old news.

And as your BFF...

Oh, if we're speaking in IM,

you're more like a BFH.

B*tch from hell.

MYOB.

BMA.

WTF, guys?

Thanks.

Half caf, no whip, no foam.

Thanks guys.

Thank you.

Hey, baby.

Hey.

Can I have some?

Sure.

No, no, no.

I didn't mean the coffee.

Stop it,

you're embarrassing me.

What? What?

Then I shouldn't do this,

should I?

Brad is so hot.

Again,

he's Britney's boyfriend.

Get over it, Winnie.

I'm so not over it, Amber.

Brad, stop it.

People are staring.

What? Sweetie, sweetie,

you sound like...

You sound like such a virgin.

I am a virgin.

I'm a quarterback, babe,

people expect me to score.

Well, I want my first time

to be special.

I am special.

Well, I mean,

we have to be special.

I don't want to be

like those other girls.

What, those other...

Like what?

Audrey, Shannon, Lisa...

Yes. Those other girls.

Look, babe, you're nothing

like those girls.

Well, prove it.

If you can show me

your commitment

by the homecoming dance,

then maybe.

Yes! No, no. What? Two months?

That two months is too long.

That's two months too long.

No, come on,

don't make me

wait that long, Brit.

Brad,

you've been waiting for me

since ninth grade.

Two months won't kill you.

All right, fine.

But at homecoming, it's on.

Oh, it is so on.

Go, Pirates!

Cradle.

Good job, guys.

Let's do that one more time.

Oh, come on, Brit.

I could do that routine

in my sleep.

Sometimes I walk

in my sleep. I wonder

if I can cheer in my sleep.

Wow! It worked.

Let's take a break.

Got you, buddy.

If ever there was

an argument for bulimia,

it's Brianna's ass.

Give her a break.

You're the only one

who wants a butt

like an Olsen twin.

Amber alert. Pacific Vista

has never had

a fat cheerleader.

Well, Brianna's

the best on the squad.

So she gained a little weight

over the summer.

She doesn't look that bad.

Are you kidding me?

The girl's a cow.

You have to talk to her.

Britney, you don't have to

say anything. It's your squad.

Brit, if you don't say

something to her, I will.

Okay, fine,

but after practice.

Why wait? Hey, Brianna.

Britney has something

she wants to tell you.

No, Winnie,

not in front of everyone.

Yeah, Winnie,

that's so rude.

Hi.

Hi.

Hey, what's up?

Your weight, Brianna.

No it's not. I weigh

just a couple pounds

more than last year.

And that was pushing it.

I didn't realize.

Well, look,

just lay off the snacks and

with the extra workouts,

the weight

should come right off.

What if it doesn't?

Put it this way.

Pacific Vista's

never had a fat cheerleader.

Wow, Brit.

Why didn't you

just rip out her belly ring?

That would've been

less painful.

Don't worry. That's exactly

how I would have handled it.

Yeah, totally.

There it was,

another number one hit

from Rihanna.

Now, attention

all high school cheerleaders,

Rihanna is hosting an audition

for her TV special.

So, if you think

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