Brightest Star Page #3

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YOU'RE BREAKING

MY CLASS-CUTTING CHERRY WITH ME.

-HUH. I'VE NEVER, UH, DEFLOWERED

A TRUANCY VIRGIN BEFORE.

I CAN'T WAIT TO BRAG TO

ALL THE BOYS IN THE LOCKER ROOM.

-[ CHUCKLES ]

-SO, UM [CLEARS THROAT]

HOW COME THE, UH --

YOU KNOW, THE GAR

ISN'T CUTTING CLASS WITH YOU?

-GARY?

-YEAH.

-GARY HAS A JOB.

WHEN HE DOESN'T SHOW UP,

HE GETS FIRED.

-[ GRUNTS ]

WELL, THERE ARE OTHER JOBS.

-YOU DON'T CUT OU WHEN YOU WORK AT CARLYLE.

-OH, RIGHT -- WE WOULDN'T WAN ANY OLD, RICH PEOPLE

NOT TO GET ANY RICHER

FOR ONE DAY.

-INSIGHTFUL.

WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GONNA DO

WITH YOUR LIFE:

THAT'S SO MUCH MORE NOBLE?

-IT'LL COME TO ME, YOU KNOW?

I-I MEAN I BELIEVE IN MOMENTS

OF CLARITY, YOU KNOW,

WHERE -- WHERE THE --

THE UNIVERSE WILL REVEAL TO YOU

EXACTLY WHAT YOU'VE BEEN

LOOKING FOR,

LIKE HOW YOU MUST HAVE FEL WHEN YOU FIRST MET GARY.

LOOK, THERE'S NO WAY

THAT GUY IS FUN.

-GARY IS FUN...SOMETIMES.

BESIDES, HE HAS OTHER QUALITIES,

ONES YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE OF.

-UH, OKAY.

-JESUS. IT MATTERS.

-YEAH.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT DOES.

IT'S JUST THAT -- I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETIMES, YOU GUYS

SEEM MORE LIKE:

ACCESSORIES THAN FRIENDS.

-YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

-HE COMPLAINS ABOU 10-YEAR-OLD SCOTCH.

-SO WE'RE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

SO ARE YOU AND JODI.

-I DON'T WANT TO DATE JODI.

WE'RE FRIENDS.

-WELL, SOMETIMES

THAT COMES FIRST.

-I KNOW.

-GOT TO PEE.

[ GLASS CLACKS ]

-[ SIGHS ]

- PICTURE FRESH

AS WATER CLEAR:

DAYS HAVE PASSED

-YOU'LL GET OVER IT, BABY.

DON'T WORRY.

-[ LAUGHS ]

-I JUST -- LET'S DRINK THIS UP.

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

AH, YEAH...

-DO YOU GUYS WATCH BASEBALL?

-OH, GOD.

HER DAD MAKES US

GO TO THE YANKEES GAME,

AND IT IS BORING!

BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA!

-OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE A METS FAN.

-WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

-WELL, YOU'RE LOCAL,

SO IT'S EITHER YANKS, SOX,

THE PHILS, OR THE METS.

AND YOU'RE NOT A DOUCHE BAG,

SO THAT RULES OU THE SOX AND THE PHILS,

AND FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN SO FAR,

YOU IN OUR HALLWAY

AFTER YOU GOT DUMPED --

-THAT WAS NOT EXACTLY

MY FINEST HOUR.

-YOU'RE A SENSITIVE GUY.

YOU AREN'T EMBARRASSED

THAT YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE,

AND YOU WOULDN'T BE SATISFIED

GOING HOME WITH A NEW GIRL

FROM A BAR EVERY NIGHT.

-THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE.

-METS FAN FOR SURE.

NOW THE FIRST STEP IS

ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

-OKAY.

-OH, DON'T PLAY HURT.

AM I RIGHT OR NOT?

I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE

WOULD DO THAT --

-BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS

STILL THE UNDERDOG.

THEY WERE DOWN TO

THEIR LAST STRIKE

IN THE '86 SERIES,

AND THEY CAME BACK.

I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYBODY

WOULD LIKE THE YANKEES,

'CAUSE THEY'RE SO BORING!

-OH, YEAH.

ALL THAT WINNING AND SUCCESS.

-YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME

THAT THE YANKEES

SWEEPING SAN DIEGO IN '99

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