Brightest Star Page #2

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TOGETHER.

-OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

-HER PARENTS' APARTMENT IS SICK!

HELLO!

-OH, JODI!

-HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

-THANK YOU SO MUCH.

-YOU LOOK AMAZING.

-AWW.

-THIS IS FOR YOU.

-THANK YOU.

-MM-HMM.

-HEY!

-ASTRONOMY 101.

UH, DR. LAMBERT'S CLASS.

-OF COURSE!

-HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

-THANK YOU.

-DID DAMIAN GET HERE YET?

-YES. COME WITH ME.

-IT WAS SO AMAZING!

-WAS IT RIDICULOUS?!

I WISH I CAME!

-WELL, IT WAS LIKE...

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

-OH, HEY!

UH, I NEVER REALLY KNOW

WHAT TO DRINK, YOU KNOW?

DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?

-UH, LAPHROAIG.

IT'S THE, UH, 10,

NOT THE 18, BUT --

-OH, THAT --

THAT'S DISAPPOINTING.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

-HERE.

SKAL.

-I'M, UM -- I'M HERE WITH JODI.

DO YOU KNOW HER? SHE'S, UH --

ARE YOU WITH CHARLOTTE?

-ARE YOU IN COLLEGE?

-HEY! WHERE'S MY DRINK?

-UH...HERE.

-[ GROANS ]

-UH, HERE. T-TRY THIS.

-THAT'S GREAT.

JACKSON AND MARGOT ARE HERE.

COME AND SAY HI.

-ALL RIGHT.

-[ CLEARS THROAT ]

THESE PICTURES ARE AMAZING.

UM, WHO'S THE PHOTOGRAPHER?

-UH, MY MOTHER.

MY FATHER:

DESIGNED THE BUILDINGS.

-W-WOW!

THAT'S, UH -- THAT'S A REALLY

HIGH BAR THEY SET FOR YOU.

-YEAH. THEY'RE FOND OF

REMINDING ME.

THEY THINK MY FUTURE

IS IN BRANDING.

-WELL, AT LEAST THEY'RE CLEAR

ON THEIR DEMANDS.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

-HOW'S YOUR SCOTCH?

-WELL, IT'S --

IT'S THE 10, NOT THE 18.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HAVE YOU EVER TASTED THE CRACKS

UNDER THE CUSHIONS

OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS' COUCH?

-I THINK THE TERM IS "PEATY."

-HUH.

-I LIKE THAT CLASS.

-OH, YEAH?

-YEAH.

MILES OVER MY HEAD, OF COURSE --

MANY --

BUT I-I THINK THERE WAS

NOT ENOUGH SPECIFICITY

IN A PRACTICAL WAY.

BUT I REALLY ENJOY

JUST CLOSING MY EYES

AND LISTENING TO THE LECTURE,

YOU KNOW?

-YEAH, YEAH, I DO.

I-I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN.

-CHARLOTTE,

TIME TO CUT THE CAKE.

-WHO NEEDS SCIENCE ROCKS?

PATENT THIS DRINK

AND YOU'RE SET.

-UH, DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?

-I DO.

-THERE WILL BE TWO PAPERS DUE

BEFORE WEEK FOUR

IN BOTH ABSOLUTE ADVANTAGE

AND COMPARATIVE ADVANTAGE.

YOU WILL HAVE AN ASSIGNED

STUDY GROUP FOR MIDTERM.

AND, NO, I WILL NO BE TAKING ANY REQUESTS.

-MACRO.

-ECON AND SOCIAL SCIENCE.

-BE SURE TO HAVE

YOUR CALCULATOR ON-HAND

FOR ALL IN CLASS PROBLEMS,

AND I'D ADVISE KEEPING

A SECOND IN THE DORM

FOR OUR STUDY ASSIGNMENTS.

-BEST FOOTBALL-GAME SNACK.

-SNYDER'S HARD PRETZELS.

-THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

-THE FOOTBALL OR THE PRETZELS?

-BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

-UH, OKAY.

BEST PANTRY FOOD

MADE WITH MUCH ADDITIVES.

-UM...

OH! MAC AND CHEESE.

-MAC AND CHEESE.

-YEAH, OKAY. UH, BOX OR TRAY?

-BOX.

-BOX.

-GUYS.

-[ CLEARS THROAT ]

-OH, MY GOD.

I LOVE DRUNK STATUS UPDATES.

[ LAUGHS ]

-IT'S A FIRST.

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