Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason Page #2

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with his unwanted child.

I only said he was working late.

In one hour, he'll be coming

in his secretary's mouth

while he rings to say

what he wants for starters.

Friends spend years

finding you a boyfriend,

then instantly tell you to dump him.

Even if he isn't shagging her already,

he's thinking about it.

A man dating a woman with large breasts

will bed one with small breasts.

Rubbish. Mark's above all that nonsense.

Jellyfisher alert. Jellyfisher alert.

Janey Osborne.

Talking to her is like swimming in a sea

and being stung repeatedly

by an enormous jellyfish.

Bridget. How's it going

with that divine man of yours?

You must be so pleased

to have a boyfriend at last.

First jellyfish of the evening.

Is he taking you

to the Law Council Dinner?

Oh. Well, I'm sure he's just forgotten.

Better start slimming into that dress.

He's given you the night off

to cheer up your single friends. Sweet.

Actually, he's got a big case on, trying

to get everyone in Mexico out of prison.

We're meeting for a very late

romantic dinner.

Really? That's so odd,

'cause I saw him an hour ago going

into his house with Rebecca Gillies.

She's only 22.

She's got legs up to here.

And Daddy owns half of Australia.

See ya, babes.

Who is Rebecca Gillies? What's she doing

going into my boyfriend's house?

Where he never asks me.

And with legs up to here?

- My legs only come up to there.

- You have fine legs.

Climber's legs.

I say go over there and ask him,

straight out,

are you or are you not

sleeping with Rebecca Gillies?

- If he says...

- I won't dignify that with an answer...

Then you know he's shagging her.

All that I have

is all that you've given...

It's all about confidence and

trust. Mark would never betray me.

Everything will be lovely

and we'll have sex in the kitchen.

- Oh, God.

- I'm coming.

Oh, Godl What is that?

Two seconds,

I'll be straight down.

Who is that?

...I find you lied

And I can't believe it's true

Wrapped in her arms

I see you across the street

I see you across the street

And I can't help but wonder

If she knows what's going on

You talk of love

But don't know how it feels

When you realise

You're not the only one

Let's get on with it.

...oh, you better stop

- Stop

- Before

You tear me all apart

You better stop

- Stop...

- You are a very demanding man.

...you go and break my heart...

Bridget Jones.

No, I'm Bridget Jones.

- That's what I meant.

- You must be...

Rebecca Gillies. I've been

so looking forward to meeting you

- after everything Mark's told me.

- Why? What's he said?

- Where is Mark?

- Actually, er...

- Becky, who is it?

- Becky?

- Right.

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