Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason Page #3

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- Great.

- Right...

- Bridget.

Hello, Mark.

Hello...

lawyers who work with Mark.

Good evening.

Everything under control, I see.

Um... Excellent graph.

- Lovely legs.

- Thank you.

I am so sorry.

I thought...

Oh, I don't know what I thought.

Now you're really angry with me.

- No, I'm not.

- It's OK, you can say if you are.

- It's not the end of the world.

- I'll get you a glass of wine.

The thing is I ran into Janey Osborne,

who said she'd just seen you

with this girl, with really long legs,

and Shazzer and Jude said

I should get over here straightaway.

Following the orders of the dating

war command, you executed a raid.

- You are angry.

- I'm not, just disappointed.

Disappointed?

Oh, God, that's worse than angry.

I'm just disappointed

I can't take you home this instant.

Oh.

What about all those lawyers?

Oh, plenty of time to butter them up

at the Law Council Dinner next Friday.

Don't want to go, do you?

I'd love to.

Oh, stupid Bridget, stupid friends.

Wonderful, loyal Mark Darcy...

...who loves mejust the way I am.

- What are you doing?

- Getting dressed.

Why are you dancing around in that tent?

Because I don't want you to see

any of my wobbly bits.

That's pointless, because I have

a very high regard for your wobbly bits

in all circumstances.

- Really?

- Absolutely.

I think it's high time

we had another look.

Yeah

Are you digging on me?

Yeah

I'm digging on you, now, baby

Yeah

Do you want a little bit of my love?

Yeah...

He really is very, very, very nice.

All the time I knew

That you loved me

And you promised me...

I miss you too.

That you would be my only man

Yeah

Are you digging on me?

I've never been happier

in my entire life.

However, must not obsess or fantasise.

Bridget Darcy.

Mrs Darcy.

Mr and Mrs Darcy.

Lord and Lady Darcy.

Wonder what Mark Darcy

would be like as a father.

To his children, I mean, not to me.

That would be a weird,

Cedipus-like thought.

At last, life is on track.

Bridget Jones:
Fiancee, wife...

mother.

Bugger.

Ever fancied doing it in the dark

with a total stranger?

All right, perhaps not a total stranger.

Back off, Cleaver, or I'll report you

to a sexual harassment tribunal.

I'm a serious journalist.

Is that your most serious skirt, Jones?

Oh...

Do you like it?

I thought you hated television.

I hate watching television.

Being on it is... Hello there.

...entirely different.

Daniel, thought the Madrid piece

was outstanding, really original.

Cheers, Jeremy. Appreciate that.

We had to work really hard on that one.

Tosser. Talking of which,

how is Mark Darcy?

- You still...?

- Yes, I am.

And I intend to be for a very long time.

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