Bridal Wave Page #2

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WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING,

I WOULDN'T HAVE

FORCED MY GUESTS TO TRAVEL.

IT'S LESS THAN AN HOUR AWAY.

YOU'VE DRIVEN FARTHER

FOR A PAIR OF SHOES.

NOW, I KNOW

THIS IS DIFFICULT FOR YOU.

I KNOW THAT YOU FEEL ALONE

SINCE FATHER DIED.

YOU'RE NO LOSING A SON.

YOU'RE GAINING

A DAUGHTER.

AS THEY SAY.

OKAY.

LOOK, I WILL

PICK YOU UP ON SATURDAY.

I'LL BE COUNTING THE MOMENTS.

LOVE YOU!

LOVE YOU.

HEY, BETH, LONG TIME.

I KNOW WHERE HE IS.

...WELL, I'LL

BE THERE ON TUESDAY.

NO. I PLAN ON IT.

GREAT, PERFECT.

OKAY.

HEY, MAN.

SORRY I'M LATE.

THAT'S OKAY.

LOST YOUR SHOES?

UH...

MISSED THE FERRY.

AH.

SO, IS THA HOW THEY DRESS

IN WHEREVER IT IS

YOU'RE FROM NOW?

YOU INTERESTED IN MY WARDROBE

OR MY SKETCHES?

THESE ARE GOOD.

YOU HAVEN'T LOST YOUR TOUCH.

THANKS.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SET UP

A CLIENT DINNER.

FRIDAY NIGHT, ST. MICHELE'S?

UH... YEAH, I CAN' THAT NIGHT.

I'VE GOT PLANS.

YEAH, THAT'S NO GOING TO CUT IT, LUKE.

YOU WANT BACK IN THE FIRM,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

TO DO THE DANCE.

I MEAN, YOU WERE

THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS,

BUT THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO.

THREE IF WE'RE COUNTING.

WELL, CLIENTS WANT PUPPIES,

NOT OLD DOGS.

OLD DOGS?

YOU WANT THE JOB?

I THOUGHT I DID.

WELL, PUT ON A SUIT,

AND GET A PLACE IN THE CITY.

AND WOULD YOU GET A CELL PHONE

WITH RECEPTION, PLEASE?

YOU MEAN BECOME:

THE PERSON I USED TO BE.

WELL, WAS THAT SO BAD?

UM...

I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.

YOU REALIZE I'LL JUS FIND SOMEONE ELSE.

YEAH.

YEAH, I KNOW THAT.

I'M NOT CALLING YOU AGAIN.

WELL, IF THE PHONE

DON'T RING,

I'LL KNOW IT'S YOU.

[FERRY HORN BLARES]

I KNOW, I CAN' BELIEVE IT EITHER.

WE ALL THOUGHT SHE WAS

GOING TO BE AN OLD MAID.

[CHUCKLING]

[MUTTERING] "OLD MAID..."

[MUTTERING] "PUPPIES"?

[HORN BLARES]

THE INTER-ISLAND FERRY

WILL BE READY FOR BOARDING

IN 10 MINUTES.

ARRIVING VEHICLES

MUST CLEAR THE RAMP

PRIOR TO LOADING.

[SIGHING AND MUTTERING]

WHERE IS IT?

OH, THANK...

OH. SORRY.

NO, I'M SORRY.

I WAS HERE FIRST.

I'M PRETTY SURE WE WERE HERE

AT THE SAME TIME.

WELL, I NEED IT MORE.

I DOUBT THAT.

I HAVE A HEADACHE.

I HAVE A BIGGER ONE.

I HAVE A NECK ACHE.

I STEPPED ON A NAIL,

AND MY FORMER INTERN

CALLED ME AN OLD DOG.

MY MOM CALLED ME AN OLD MAID.

OUCH.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

ARE YOU SAYING I'M OLD?

NO.

BUT YOU'RE

THINKING IT.

NO,

BUT MY HEADACHE'S

GETTING WORSE.

[SIGHING]

FINE.

TAKE IT.

I'LL JUST... EAT ICE CREAM

UNTIL I PASS OUT.

[GROANING]

OKAY, NOW I FEEL BAD.

WE CAN...SPLIT IT.

REALLY?

YEAH.

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT...

THERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

UH... HERE YOU GO.

[CHUCKLES]

NO.

PLEASE TAKE IT.

PLEASE, NO, YOU TAKE IT.

SAVE IT FOR...

ICE CREAM:

UNTIL THE PILLS KICK IN.

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW,

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