Breaking Wind

Synopsis: A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Craig Moss
Production: Grindstone Entertainment
82 min

Bella, Edward

is gifted or has a tiny penis?

This is totally inappropriate.

Well, what about Bella, Edward?

Has a big vagina?

This is also incredibly inappropriate.

It's huge.


Buy your shirts here.

Join the team of Edward today.


25% discount for new members.

Here, honey.

We have buttons, fasteners have


we have books, we


We have socks, shirts, tennis shoes

. What they want.

Okay, here we go.

I decided to organize a party.

After all, how many times can we

graduating from high school?

Mm, another party, Alice?

It'll be fun. We will have a truck

of sloops, a zoo...

And drink a little blood.

- The Qu?

- Huh?

Oh, look who's here!

There's nothing there.

Look again.

Ah, who are they?

Small Cullen.

Small versions are ours.

They sweep the cities that we leave behind

and pick up the leftovers.

Do not look, Bell, but the small

Edward is watching you.

Edward Small.


We have a pact, little rascal.

You know you should turn allegedly

100 miles from me.

I'm aware of it,

but I do not give a damn.

I have the hots for Bella.

She has a sexy butt.


You're just jealous

Bella wants me.

Small Jasper.


Never answered my calls.

I missed you.

You were chasing me.

I missed your smell.

Sinti miss your face.

Sinti miss you all.


seemed a little uneasy because of the arrival of the little Cullen.

Second said, they always leave



not behaved as it always was.

It was making me nervous.

But nothing surpassed

the contempt he felt for Jacob.


Do not let him touch you.

The measure

this morning and was 40cm.



Where have you been?

I stayed home.

While you were at home,

This guy spied his red hair.


Alice's vision.

I was trying to protect you.

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Craig Moss

For the British rugby league player of the same name, see Craig Moss (rugby league)Craig Moss is an American film director, writer and actor, who is known for making parody films and action comedy productions. His films include The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. He also directed the film Bad Ass, and its sequels, Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses and Bad Asses on the Bayou. He is a graduate of UCLA, and also owns production company Spotfellas. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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