Break Up 100 Page #2
- Year:
- 2014
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Most Perfectly Matched Couple...
Goes to Lorraine and Roy
They're gorgeous, stylish and healthy
Most importantly, they're generous tippers
Who wants cake?
This wonderful baker who lets everyone taste...
her food is Priscilla, daughter of the...
owner of Priscilla's Eatery down the street
Since we became good friends...
In addition to supplying us with French toast...
she'd often come to give us her shop's business
What a great friend
Look, a new cafe
Let's see how long it lasts
Look! See how amazing I am
Perfect balance
Sorry
Can you be serious for a second?
I am. I'm practicing balance
Right now, I have a psychological imbalance
How do you decide who to buy from?
He's over 10% more expensive than everyone else
they profit from us and we profit from others
That's what trade is all about
Do you understand trade?
All you have are friends who "be-trade" you
Freewin and Man Kit never pay for their coffees
Just $10,000 and they think
they are major shareholders
What's a few drinks between friends?
It's my treat; count it against my account
Your treat? Do you know what that means?
Do you know your cafe is losing money?
"Our" cafe. It's yours too
I know
So I do the books, brew coffee, make sandwiches...
purchase supplies, sweep the floor
And you? What do you do?
I'm Management!
What?
I said, I'm Management!
Why are you shouting at me?
Management can read. Can you?
If so... you would
have corrected our sign by now
Do you know how to spell "shame"?
Shall I tell you?
It starts with an Management!
Where are you going?
Starts with an "s"! To change the sign
Don't come back until it's done
If I come back, I'm an a**hole
Open up, Brother Barbra!
I'm freezing
There's no one here by that name
Pretty Lady, open the door
And who might you be?
A-Hole.
What does that mean?
A**hole
Come in
Start work...
Let's go
Who should we fire first?
Four-eyes
Delivery!
Boobie
There's no one here by that name
Barbie
then. Cheer up
I come bearing gifts!
Where do you want this?
Put it against the wall
The... Fab Four?
Four Boys, help move the tables and chairs
Move those tables. Put this against the wall
All right
What are you trying to do?
This wall is too colourful. That's bad feng-shui
It will cause conflict between you two
This shelving unit will help your relationship
So I brought it over just for you
It's hideous; it's plain white
This is a feng-shui issue
Thank you
You're welcome
to be generous yet thrifty
Even if that b*tch divorces me
for another man...
I will sincerely give them my blessing
Even if I don't want something...
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