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and your incredible work...
this big beautiful country is now
almost a democracy.
Okay, so look, Abby.
Why aren't you just producing
this reality show yourself?
Why do you think?
'Cause I don't have the money!
ow much does it cost?
Like $750,000.
What's with your air conditioning
system, anyway?
This is like a brand-new car!
What's she doing?
What are you doing?
Same as everybody else.
This suit is murder.
You mind looking out the window?
But then that girl will think I'm staring at her.
Doesn't matter, you Russian men
are all supposed to be pigs, anyway.
But the way the Russian women
go around here,
like prima ballerinas in skin-tight clothing,
doesn't stand a chance.
There, all done.
What would you say
to doing the show with me?
We are called xtreme Cosmetics.
And this is a real story about a real girl.
Well, she's what you call overweight,
but she's unusually charming.
And that's where the miracle happens.
This fat cow gets transformed
into a beautiful fawn,
and she becomes a national superstar.
And for that,
we need nationwide casting search.
I think the real problem isn't the casting,
it's finding the director.
Yes, and the best one is Schwartz,
Roman Schwartz.
Astra Productions.
So what you're saying is
that Schwartz is your guy?
That's what I'm telling you.
Will you excuse me for a second?
Mechislava,
please allow me to introduce
the lead director in our new company,
- How do you do?
- Nice to meet you.
Take a look.
ere is the world's first marketing.
What are you talking about?
I mean it was Lenin
who invented marketing in 1918.
e found an absolutely unique way
to sell people the idea
of Soviet communism.
The factories to the workers,
land to the peasants,
peace to the soldiers.
e made the product promise one thing:
appiness.
And that's marketing.
Lenin hired just simply the best designers
and copywriters.
Rodchenko...
No, that's not Rodchenko.
But, here, Mayakovsky.
The brand's official color: Red.
The logo:
The five-pointed star.Once they'd established the super brand,
they designed campaigns
for all the product lines to carry.
So, chocolates for Red October,
perfumes, Red Moscow...
And the GB?
The GB came later,
like a sort of brand police.
See, it's the dream of every brand
to make the competition's products illegal.
That's exactly what they did.
Tragically, they had really shitty
production, so...
the product failed to live up to its promise,
and consumers fell out of love
with the Soviet Union.
"Dear Mr. Mayakovsky,"
"it would be our pleasure to invite you
to the United States..."
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