Boy Culture Page #2

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Maybe I was horny.

Why should it matter to you?

I hate you.

I guess I gave you more credit than you deserved .

Oh, that's priceless coming from you

And thereinlies my problem folks.

A hustler with morals.

A whore who is not a slut.

Outside of work, I haven't had sex, mutual masturbation

or otherwise since I was twelve.

And that was only once.

Sometimes I consider myself a virgin, since I was

a minor when it happened.

In school I knew three Mormon girls who swore any

activity on the planet that didn't involve breaking

their hymens left them virgins.

Why haven't I had sex?

I'm saving myself for someone I love.

Okay.

Let's play the X-is-a-prostitute game.

Nothing I say means anything because

I'm just a prostitute.

I don't need a hooker calling me a slut.

If you guys don't f*** soon, I'm going to slit my wrists !

And Joey makes the family complete.

We met a year ago when my accountant suggested

I get roommates to keep the IRS off my back.

Joey was the first to respond.

But he had a GED, so he wasn't a total loser.

He comes in and asks to live ren't-free.

I agreed.

Sh*t, I'm only human.

He's hit on me every day since.

My speech impediment is because of my extra long tongue.

But he is so not right for me

in so many ways.

I mean first off until last week he was a minor.

You're worse than all of my parents,

but not as old .

Okay guys, check this out!

Out to my room !

See the guy outside the cafe?

He's way cute up close.

It's Scooter.

The Scooter?

Yeah

He just started there.

Who's Scooter?

My back-up plan .

The boy Joey ruined

The only guy who's ever loved me.

Like truly

Joey was too chicken to actually break up with him

So I cheated on him to get him to break up with me.

He kept forgiving me so I just stopped calling him .

That's cruel .

Whatever, I'm your back-up plan .

Admit it.

I don't have a back-up plan .

Every one has a back-up plan .

Who's yours?

I guess it was Jill

Baby let me loosen those weary old bones

I'm sure his bones are plenty loose already.

What were you guys moaning about?

Nothing

X got pissy with me because I brought a guy home.

You brought a guy home?

Like a trick?

Why is it so shocking that I could have a trick?

It's not that it's congratulations !

You're a stage two fag !

What?

You were stage one for like a year.

You first come out and think you're not gonna be slutty

so you can find this perfect boyfriend who's also not slutty.

That's when I met Scooter.

Eighth grade.

He's not kidding

But now, you're stage two .

Have fun .

See a hot guy, screw around .

I don't know if I'd go that far

but maybe I'm transitioning .

So what's the next stage?

It's like

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