Bounce Page #2

"Sorry I drank.

Thanks for the liver."

We... We are here,

for one thing,

to celebrate the opening

and the closing...

Oh, no, please.

of the new play,

When Lilacs Something Dooryard.

And we're here

with the author...

Greg. Janello.

And I want to say

that the critic for

the Chicago Weekly Times

is an idiot

and an a**hole...

You read

the review?

who wouldn't

know a good play

if it punched him

in the face.

And, Abby, please,

forgive him.

Yeah, please.

He did it for you.

I did. I love you.

Ah, that's me.

Well...

I'm gonna go

to the men's room.

So, it was great

meeting you guys,

thanks for,

you know, nuts.

You, too, man.

Nice meeting you.

Greg:
Good luck getting

wherever you're going.

You, too. Good night.

See you.

Well, if you ever

get to Dallas.

Hey, Greg. Greg!

Hey.

Go sell

a Christmas tree for me.

What?

Go ahead, take it.

I want the layover,

if you know what I mean.

You know, Mimi,

organ development,

video camera,

think about it.

Greg:
This is

incredibly generous.

It's a comp. It's free.

Take it. It's fne.

Oh. Oops.

Hey.

Hello, sir.

I really appreciate it.

Look, man,

you're doing me a favor.

You're saving my marriage.

You have no idea.

Take care of yourself.

Thanks a lot.

See you.

It was great

meeting you.

Your ticket?

You know what?

You just took it.

What?

Still have

that hotel voucher?

Don't you just

love air travel?

Stewardess:
Can I get you

something else, sir?

Something

to drink?

What? Sorry.

Stewardess:
Can I get you

something to drink?

Some coffee, soda, water?

No, thanks. I'm fne.

[Sighs]

[Siren]

[Turns TV On]

What time is it?

Something happened.

Reporter:

... of flight 82 have gathered

to await bulletins

from Infinity Airlines.

Now, once again,

if you are just tuning in,

about an hour and 8 minutes

after takeoff,

Infnity flight 82,

the last flight to take off

from O'Hare before it closed,

disappeared from

radar screens over Kansas.

This has not been officially

confirmed by Infinity,

but we're hearing reports

from Marysville, Kansas,

that a crash site

indeed has been found.

[Telephone Rings]

[Ring]

Hello?

Mom, what is it?

Is something wrong?

Chicago. No, he's coming

back tomorrow. What...

What?

Oh, Jesus.

They said Infnity?

No, no, no.

He's not taking that.

I spoke to him.

Mother, stop it.

Will you put Les

on the phone, please?

Just put...

[Thud]

Ohh...

Les...

What's the flight number?

[Sighs]

Oh, thank God.

No, he's not on that flight.

He's coming back tomorrow.

He hasn't even left yet.

Tell her...

What is she saying?

Because he probably

doesn't know.

He's in an airport hotel

or something.

Listen, I'll call you

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