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Majka speaking.

What is it?

I've got a patient here.

Doctor, the baby's still breathing.

It's been 17 hours. What do I do?

F***ing suffocate it with a pillow.

What a stupid question.

Do like this with your lips.

Now spread your legs and do

the same thing with your vagina.

You know, the way hookers pick

quarters up with their vaginas.

Hello. What's this about?

- I'm not going to assist you.

- Why not?

- The pregnancy isn't 37 weeks.

- How far along is it?

36 and 6 days.

It's my right as a midwife.

Ok, what are your expectations?

That it won't hurt, that my crotch

isn't cut, and that it's pleasant.

This isn't a request show,

and it won't be pleasant.

Push hard.

It's turning.

Push. I've got the head.

Push.

Push hard.

F***ing push like the lady said.

Get out of here.

- Push it out.

- I can't do it.

You're standing here with us,

so when I say push it out do it.

I broke her rib.

- I can't feel anything.

- Push.

I've got dislocated shoulders.

Run get the doctor on call.

From this moment on everything

is recorded for the prosecutor.

What? Now I'm getting scared.

The shoulder's wider than the head,

and the baby's wedged in the pelvis...

The head's turning blue, and

the baby's starting to suffocate.

Ok, change position.

On your left side.

Push.

All right, now on your right.

Push.

Change position to all fours.

Push.

Lower on your hands and push.

Harder and push.

Push. Lie on your back again.

I have to break the shoulders.

Don't push now.

That's one.

That's the other. Push.

- I can't do it.

- Move, let me see.

Push.

Stop, you'll rip the spinal cord.

- What's your name?

- Daniela.

Daniela, we've got one minute.

If you don't help me, I leave the

baby inside you and it dies there.

To get it out I'll have to

cut off its head.

Oh please, no.

I'm so ugly.

I figured if I got knocked up

I'd have someone to love me.

Daniela, look at me.

Then push with all the love

you have for your baby.

Push.

Push... Now.

Good.

One point.

One point?

Oxytocin please.

Three points.

Six points. We're taking it.

Is that good?

Very good after what happened.

Now you'll expel the placenta.

What have we got here?

I see a baby's head.

Mine?

It's not mine.

- But I had an ultrasound.

- Where the f*** was it done?

A clinic in Ostrow.

How'd they miss a second baby?

What'll I tell the father?

That's not important now. Push.

- No, I won't live through it again.

- Now push.

It'll go more easily now. Push.

All right.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Excuse me, are you a doctor?

You guessed correctly, sir.

I was here 10 years ago and I had

a beautiful doctor named Beata.

That's me.

Time sure does fly.

Doctor!

- We've got a stiff.

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