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Synopsis: Bordering on Bad Behavior is a politically incorrect comedy that entertains and enthralls the viewer into a strategic moment in history where wrong is right and right is wrong, and ultimately answers that age-old question: Is blood really thicker than water? And, if war kills, can weed heal!
 
IMDB:
5.1
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
85 min
19 Views


You two love-birds

going camping, or what?

Jewels, my cousin!

Maz, the sleaze!

Sleaze?

I like this name!

We go on border patrol

of Israel tonight.

Don't worry, I will

look after Bassam.

What do you think, babe?

We have fun!

Take me to Australia with you,

please, cousin.

I would love to go.

I hear the people there are

nice and weather is beautiful.

Ya, Sydney, Melbourne...

Gold Coast, Sea World...

Dreamworld, kangaroo!

You sound like

a tourism commercial.

When your English gets a bit better

and you come out to Australia,

I'll get you a job in the caf.

Habibi Bassam!

Thank you.

Take it easy with the hugs,

mate.

People will think we're gay.

Patrol Unit 1, respond.

There's an urgent request

made by the CO.

He needs cigarettes.

Check my locker,

there's a carton in there.

We already did.

You better not be

drinking my Araq.

Too late... Just get some

cigarettes for the boss.

Over.

Shu, what's up?

I have to head back

to the base now.

Some sh*t job I must do.

What do you want me to do?

Listen, habibi, I'll be gone

40 minutes tops, okay?

All you have to do is walk

in this direction

until you come across a house with

lots of those antennas on the roof.

You're taking the piss, right?

No, I don't need piss now.

When you get there just

knock on the door,

tell them you're my cousin,

give them this.

I don't know a word of Arabic and you're

asking me to walk into a Lebanese Army base?

Why do Australians

worry about everything?

You're sending me on a tour

that has the Israeli soldiers

looking at me

through their scopes.

Don't worry.

Here, take my pistol,

it's an old 9mm.

Just follow

the yellow brick road.

You know,

from The Wizard of the Oz.

Yeah, thanks Dorothy, dumb-ass.

Dumb-ass?

I like this word.

Gay, dumb-ass.

Very nice words.

You teach me more.

Anyone home?

Ah, Ari!

How many times I gotta tell ya,

not to close that goddamn door?!

Bob, what the f*** are you

doing on the floor?

Shut up.

Okay man, okay man.

You speak English?

Just untie me and you can

walk free, my friend, okay?

Hey Druze boy...

You hear me, you f***ing...!

You f***ing hear me?!

What's your name?

Oh!

Ah, Bob.

And that cock-head over there

is named ah...

Ari.

Listen, mate...

I was on my way to

grandma's house, and got lost...

and ended up here.

So if I'm a guest in your home,

- I need you to be nice so we can resolve this little matter.

- Sure my friend...

We can have a cup of tea

and watch a little TV.

Huh, what do you think?

Don't be smart.

You're f***ing English

or Arabic?

Australian Lebanese.

Australian Lebanese, okay,

so let me get this right.

You crossed the Lebanese-

Israeli border,

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