Bordering on Bad Behavior Page #2
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- 2014
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You two love-birds
going camping, or what?
Jewels, my cousin!
Maz, the sleaze!
Sleaze?
I like this name!
We go on border patrol
of Israel tonight.
Don't worry, I will
look after Bassam.
What do you think, babe?
We have fun!
Take me to Australia with you,
please, cousin.
I would love to go.
nice and weather is beautiful.
Ya, Sydney, Melbourne...
Gold Coast, Sea World...
Dreamworld, kangaroo!
You sound like
a tourism commercial.
When your English gets a bit better
and you come out to Australia,
I'll get you a job in the caf.
Habibi Bassam!
Thank you.
Take it easy with the hugs,
mate.
People will think we're gay.
Patrol Unit 1, respond.
There's an urgent request
made by the CO.
He needs cigarettes.
Check my locker,
there's a carton in there.
We already did.
You better not be
drinking my Araq.
Too late... Just get some
cigarettes for the boss.
Over.
Shu, what's up?
I have to head back
to the base now.
Some sh*t job I must do.
What do you want me to do?
Listen, habibi, I'll be gone
40 minutes tops, okay?
All you have to do is walk
in this direction
until you come across a house with
lots of those antennas on the roof.
You're taking the piss, right?
No, I don't need piss now.
When you get there just
knock on the door,
tell them you're my cousin,
give them this.
I don't know a word of Arabic and you're
asking me to walk into a Lebanese Army base?
Why do Australians
worry about everything?
You're sending me on a tour
that has the Israeli soldiers
looking at me
through their scopes.
Don't worry.
Here, take my pistol,
it's an old 9mm.
Just follow
You know,
from The Wizard of the Oz.
Yeah, thanks Dorothy, dumb-ass.
Dumb-ass?
I like this word.
Gay, dumb-ass.
Very nice words.
You teach me more.
Anyone home?
Ah, Ari!
How many times I gotta tell ya,
not to close that goddamn door?!
Bob, what the f*** are you
doing on the floor?
Shut up.
Okay man, okay man.
You speak English?
Just untie me and you can
walk free, my friend, okay?
Hey Druze boy...
You hear me, you f***ing...!
You f***ing hear me?!
What's your name?
Oh!
Ah, Bob.
And that cock-head over there
is named ah...
Ari.
Listen, mate...
I was on my way to
grandma's house, and got lost...
and ended up here.
So if I'm a guest in your home,
- I need you to be nice so we can resolve this little matter.
- Sure my friend...
We can have a cup of tea
Huh, what do you think?
Don't be smart.
You're f***ing English
or Arabic?
Australian Lebanese.
Australian Lebanese, okay,
so let me get this right.
You crossed the Lebanese-
Israeli border,
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