Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Page #4

But then it look like I am holding

a Gypsy while he eat my chram.

I don't care. You use two hands

when you drive, okay?

Okay.

- Okay.

- Watch the children.

Okay, no problem.

You must not hit the children.

Look, there is a woman in a car.

Can we follow her?

- And maybe make sexy-time with her?

- No, no, no.

- Let's get her. Why not?

- No, no, no.

Because a woman has a right

to choose who she has sex with.

- What? You joke?

- How about that? Isn't that amazing?

There must be consent.

How about that?

That's good, huh?

- Is not good for me.

- It is good.

- Steer the car.

- Okay.

- You want have a drink?

- You can't drink that.

- Why not? What?

- It's against the law.

Who is this car that follow us?

I wish it didn't follow us.

- I don't know.

- Maybe we'll lose them.

No, we better not lose them.

Hey, don't look at me.

Eat my tits!

We'll make a right turn up here.

Don't look at me like that.

I will eat your sh*t.

- Hey, you f*** my mother!

- Hey, hey.

- No, he do before. He look on me.

- You can't do that.

They're gonna throw us in jaiI,

me with you.

Why in a jaiI? He look on me.

- Behind.

- You can't say that.

I like you, do you like me?

- I do like you.

- You are my friend?

You're nice and I am your friend.

You will be my boyfriend?

- I won't be your boyfriend.

- Why not? You do not like me?

I could be. It depends.

Well, boyfriend, yeah, I can.

Great success.

Now time to make purchase

of motorcars.

I want to have a car that attract

a woman with a shave down below.

Well, that would be a Corvette

or a Hummer.

JIM SELL GM Salesman Well, that

would be a Corvette or a Hummer.

JIM SELL:

GM Salesman

JIM SELL GM Salesman We will

try to help you out here.

We will try to help you out here.

A man yesterday tell me

if I buy a car...

...I must buy one

with a p*ssy magnet.

He means a car that women will like.

Yes, but where you keep

this magnet?

No, there's no magnet. That was just-

He means the vehicle.

Women love the Hummers.

- Do this have a p*ssy magnet?

- No.

The vehicle itself will be a magnet.

If I give you good price,

will you please put in p*ssy magnet?

Yeah, but there's no such thing

in this country as a magnet.

If this car drive into

a group of Gypsy...

...will there be any damage to the car?

- It depends on how hard you hit them.

- Hard.

Yeah, hard. You might...

...if somebody rolls on the windshield,

crack your windshield.

How fast do I need to go

to guarantee I kill him?

Let me tell you something,

with this vehicle, probably doing 35...

- ... 40 miles an hour would do it.

- Great.

When I buy my wife...

...at the start,she was cook good..

...her vagina work well

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