Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Page #2

with a retardation?

Here in America

we try not to make fun of...

...or be funny with things

that people don't choose.

But perhaps you have not seen

someone with a very funny retardation.

My brother, Bilo,

have a very funny retardation.

MentaI retardation causes a lot of pain

and hardship for a lot of families.

Sometime my sister, she show her

vagina to my brother, Bilo, and say:

"You will never get this!

You will never get this! "

He behind his cage, crazy, crazy.

Everybody laugh.

She go, "You never get this! "

But one time, he break cage

and he get this.

And then we all laugh.

High five!

Now...

No, that would not be funny

in America, okay?

What is "not" jokes?

A "not" joke is when we're trying

to make fun of something...

...and what we do is we make

a statement that we pretend is true...

...but, at the end, we say, "Not,"

which means it's not true.

So teach me how to make one.

- All right, what color is your suit?

- This suit is gray.

Gray, I would call it blue, okay?

- It's gray.

- All right, it's blue-gray.

But it's certainly

not black, right?

- Let's say it's gray, but-

- It is gray.

Okay, so a "not" joke,

I would say:

"That suit is black. Not! "

This suit is not black.

- No, no, "not" has to be the end.

- Oh, okay.

This suit is black not.

This suit is black, pause-

You know what a pause is?

- Yes.

- This suit is black. Not!

This suit is black. Pause. Not.

No, you don't say "pause. "

This suit is black.

That's a pause. Not!

This suit is black.

Okay...

- I don't- I'm not-

- Not!

Everybody say U.S.A. television

much better...

...but this I watch for three hours,

do not change.

There's a remote controI here.

Push these two arrows

to change the channeI.

I got him, I got him, I got him!

I have the urge to

bury something else.

Yes!

- I love you.

- Oh, I love you too, Jamie.

I love you.

- Do you believe in magic, Miss-?

- Parker, C.J.

It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J.

Be carefuI! Be carefuI, C.J.!

This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman

I had ever seen.

She had golden hairs,

teeth as white as pearls...

...and the a**hole of a 7-year-old.

For the first time in my lifes...

...I was in love.

Get up! Get up!

Why aren't you ready!

We have people to interview today.

I understand.

Learn what you can from

this women's group.

My hair?

It's beautifuI. Don't worry.

In Kazakhstan it is illegaI for more than

five woman to be in the same place...

...except for in brotheI or in grave.

In the U.S. and A., many womens meet

in groups called Feminists.

I find more.

"VETERAN FEMINISTS OF AMERICA"

So, what means this feminism?

It's the theory that women

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