Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Synopsis: Borat Sagdiyev is a TV reporter of a popular show in Kazakhstan as Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man and a leading journalist. He is sent from his home to America by his government to make a documentary about American society and culture. Borat takes a course in New York City to understand American humor. While watching Baywatch on TV, Borat discovers how beautiful their women are in the form of C. J. Parker, who was played by actress Pamela Anderson who hails from Malibu, California. He decides to go on a cross-country road trip to California in a quest to make her his wife and take her back to his country. On his journey Borat and his producer encounter a country full of strange and wonderful Americans, real people in real chaotic situations with hysterical consequences.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Larry Charles
Production: 20th Century Fox
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 20 wins & 33 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
84 min

Sir, this is your floor.

I'm gonna take you to your room.

- This is not my room?

- This is the elevator.

It takes you to the floor

where your room is.

Nice. Nice.

King in the castle.

King in the castle.

I have a chair. I have a chair.

Oh, go do this. Go do this.

King in the castle.

Hello, nice meet you.

My name Borat.

I am new in town.

- Get away from me.

- I just- I kiss you, say hello.

It arrive.

Hello, my name Borat.

I am new in town.

- I say hello and I-

- Do not touch me.

- Do not get near my face.

- I kiss you.

Yeah, you kiss me,

I'll pop you in the fucking balls.

What mean, "balls"?

Very nice.

Very nice. How much?

Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat.

Get away!

What are you doing?

Wait, I want to say hello.

What is the problem?

This has been

most happiest day of my lifes.

I was very excite

to start my reportings.

America is known for its

sense of humor.

UN survey say Kazakhstan

have 98th lowest humor.

We must improve.

Hurry, hurry.

Just dry him, no hand relief.

How is my back pussy?

Not bad. Moist.

So what time this interview?

Soon, my friend.



- Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty.

"PAT HAGGERTY - Humor Coach"

- Nice meet you. Borat.

- Nice to meet you.

Should I make a joke

about my mother-in-law?

Yes. In America,

that's a very popular joke.

- Do you have a mother-in-law joke?

- Yes.

I had sexy-time

with my mother-in-law.

- A what time?

- Sexy-time.

I made sexy-time

with my mother-in-law.

- You had sex with your mother-in-law?

- Yes.

I don't think that Americans

would find that funny.

- No, it is not a joke.

- Yeah.

We're talking about humor.

Yes, you asked me about

my mother-in-law.

Do you have a joke about her?

No, why make a joke

on a mother-in-law?

Do you ever laugh on people

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Sacha Baron Cohen

Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (born 13 October 1971) is a British actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. Baron Cohen has created and portrayed fictional characters Ali G, Borat Sagdiyev, Brüno Gehard, and Admiral General Aladeen. Like his idol Peter Sellers, he adopts a variety of accents and guises for his characters and rarely appears out of character.In most of his routines, Baron Cohen's characters interact with unsuspecting people, documentary style, who do not realise they are being set up for comic situations and self-revealing ridicule. His other work includes voicing King Julien XIII in the Madagascar film series (2005–2012) and appearing in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), Hugo (2011) and Les Misérables (2012). He made a cameo as a BBC News Anchor in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). In 2016, he played an English football hooligan brother of an MI6 spy in the comedy film Grimsby, and co-starred as Time in the fantasy sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass. In 2018, Baron Cohen created and starred in Who Is America? for Showtime, his first television project since Da Ali G Show. Baron Cohen was named Best Newcomer at the 1999 British Comedy Awards for The 11 O'Clock Show, and since then, he has received two BAFTA Awards for Da Ali G Show, several Emmy nominations, a nomination for an Academy Award for Writing Adapted Screenplay, and a Golden Globe for Best Actor for his work in the feature film Borat. After the release of Borat, Baron Cohen stated that because the public had become too familiar with the characters, he would retire Borat and Ali G. Similarly, after the release of Brüno, Baron Cohen stated he would also retire the title character. At the 2012 British Comedy Awards, he received the Outstanding Achievement Award, accepting the award while reprising his Ali G character. In 2013, he received the BAFTA Charlie Chaplin Britannia Award for Excellence in Comedy. more…

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