Boomerang Page #3
- Year:
- 2001
- 87 min
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of my life supporting you
and making a man out of you!
You pig!
While you were
sleeping around!
Now you're leaving me, eh?
With two kids?!
On the street,
without a dime!
I'll jump off a bridge!
Give me a brandy.
- No can do. -Why not?
I don't serve Communists,
juveniles, Lithuanians and...
...drunken ex-wives.
- You a**hole!
Hey, guys! Mickey!
- Come on, man.
Tony? What's up with you?
Why are these scumbags
pretending they don't know me?
You're all a**holes!
- Get out of here! Beat it!
The b*tch is giving him a
hard time? -She's killing him!
Your mothers are the b*tches,
you idiots!
Bobby, give me a brandy
and I'll forgive you.
Coming right up, honey.
You crazy jerk!
Bobby, we've been
buddies all these years
and you never told us
The little one looks just like
you. -Yeah, just like me.
They're the neighbor's kids.
She takes them with her
for dramatic effect.
How come the little one
looks just like...
He's got wing nut ears.
- Just like mine.
Where's your wench,
pardon my expression?
She's gone to church to
confess her sins.
She's so crazy,
I can't believe it.
I didn't have the heart
to turn her down, man.
She's 'well-educated',
like this, small and juicy.
Listen to this. Last night
I'm on my way home
from a literary evening.
Boomerang is closed.
This woman is standing
outside. I unlock the bar,
she takes my hand...
Sh*t, we've got to go...
- I'll talk faster.
As soon as we get inside,
she grabs my balls.
I throw her onto the TV.
There are cartoons on.
and her a bit.
I go with the rhythm of the music.
He's chasing him, around
and around some couch.
I think 'couch',
boom-boom-boom-boom.
On it goes when smoke
starts coming from the TV.
It changes channels
on its own.
A football match, a cartoon,
a singer, this and that.
I can't remember who was
playing... Who was it?
Good afternoon.
Who gave you permission
to come in? -Well, I thought...
I'm the one who thinks
here. Are you crazy, man?
I lost my watch.
- You look familiar.
I was here last night. Have
you seen a watch, a Rolex...
Who sent you here? -It's fake,
but it means a lot to me.
Who, I said? Why were you here?
- I was drinking lemonade.
In my bar? Who served lemonade?
- You did. -Me?
Who were you with last night?
- I was by myself.
What's this here?
You didn't screw me,
did you? -Of course not.
You were very amusing.
- Alright, calm down!
Did I screw you?
- Nothing of the sort.
You started shooting and we all
threw our valuables on the floor.
then. -It sounds like me.
Actually I found a watch.
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