Boo! A Madea Halloween Page #2

I am your parent.

Do you understand?

And what I tell you,

you have to learn to listen to.

I don't want you to do it.

Okay, then buy me a car

so I won't have to

walk past the frat house.

Do you hear yourself?

I'm not buying you a car.

That makes no sense to me.

I'm not buying you a car.

- You have to finish school...

- Finish school. I... Yeah...

- Do not mock me.

- Do not mock me.

- Tiffany! Stop!

- Tiffany! Stop!

Stop... You...

Then stop talking.

I'm an adult, I can say

what I wanna say in this house.

Do you understand?

I can say what I wanna say

and what I'm telling you

right now is this.

You have to watch out

for those college kids.

Those boys want one thing...

Um, one thing

and what's that thing?

The thing is for somebody

to pay their student loans.

Now go upstairs and finish your...

Do something and get packed.

Okay, Dad, sure.

But I know you're not talking

about student loans.

Go get packed.

Packed?

Where is he going?

He and you, you're both

going to your mom's.

I have work to do, so you

and your brother are going.

She's coming to pick you up.

I'm 17, I do not

have to go to my mom's.

I am not leaving you

in this house on Halloween.

I don't care if you're 17,

you're not staying here alone.

Okay, well then

Aday can stay with me.

How about that?

- I will?

- Yes, you will.

Oh, actually, my parents wouldn't mind

me staying here for Halloween.

- We don't celebrate it anyways.

- My dad...

Well, I think he'd actually

be okay with it, actually,

because every Halloween,

we just go to church.

- To church?

- Yes, church on Halloween, sir.

Actually, a lot of the parents

don't like their children

celebrating the Devil's holiday with

the ghosts and the goblins and whatnot.

So they bring their children to church.

They get dressed up

in holy costumes and Bible characters.

You know, last year

I was actually the Ghost.

Wait, you just said

they don't celebrate ghosts.

Oh, no, the Holy Ghost.

Yeah, and then we also have

a carnival, as well.

We give candy out to the children

so they don't feel left out.

And the adults,

they have a prayer service.

And it's all good, it's all jolly

and we just love getting together...

Okay. Okay, all right.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- Yes, sir.

- Please go ahead and call him.

- No, no, no.

Thank you very much.

But no, I'm not leaving you

in this house.

No, okay, there's no way

I'm going to Mom's.

Absolutely no, no, no, no, no.

No way. We're staying.

So call her dad.

- Come on, Aday.

- Ooh.

I do not know about this party tonight.

- I don't wanna go.

- No, it'll be fun. Okay, listen.

We have to go.

Girl, we cannot stay in this house.

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