Bong of the Dead Page #3

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- I killed him there outside.

- There splattered blood all over the place ...

- And I was put in chains ...

That's it!

I'm sorry I asked.

- What are you and messing with here?

- None of your business.

Jump into your bucket and get out,

before I make you into zombies.

It's okay. I'm leaving. We're out.

Remember the fresh guy.

We must further. That Girl has completely

Clearly vaginal problems.

- I have vaginal problems.

- Shut up.

F***!

- What's wrong?

- It will not start.

Come on, you old bucket.

Damn it.

Open the hood.

- You will be there.

- Okay. For crying out loud.

Madman.

I'm in love with chick.

She's a peach.

Can not you shut up!

You almost got me killed again.

Back this and shut up.

More smoke, less talk.

Maybe it's the first time / i

you hear me ... / i

I say it is again, as I / i

've said it a hundred times before ... / i

I'm Mik and I speak on behalf of / i

other survivors in Freedom Town. / i

We are a society in. .. / i

It is secluded at / i

New Mexico in Rosewell. / i

We are trying to reach everyone out there, / i

who can understand us ... / i

... who will be with ... / i

if only you are not redhead. / i

I'm sorry but redheads / i

can not be with. / i

But if you have a vehicle ... / i

- Here's the problem.

- Why is it always me?

I will probably not running any

places in the old bucket today.

Really ... I'm really worried.

The problem is not it,

you hold in your hand.

It's not the only problem.

The engine is dead.

F***!

Gun, what do we do now?

It can not be true!

Look at this place!

This is ...

It can not be. It works.

Beware! Do not touch my stuff.

I mean it. I have a couple of days,

and then you must take on.

I can not afford to house a few

vagrants. Do not feel for the home.

Okay, that's fine. We're leaving so

Once the car is repaired.

We promise. - Or what?

- What are you doing? I won after all.

- No, you did not.

Listen! We proceed as follows.

I sleep on the couch. Sleeping bags

Located in the closet by the stairs.

I sleep upstairs. It is prohibited

area, have no good ideas.

If I hear so much as a footstep,

I shoot head of you.

Is that clear?

I love it here ...

- It's great, I said.

Well, it meant I will.

The toilet is in the back.

There is no running water.

However, there are a flashlight.

Use it, for there

is no electricity out there.

The generator is turned off every night

to save fuel.

The meter should be checked

every four hours.

If there is not enough fuel ...

... So you know well already,

where you can find it?

Questions?

- What is it?

- What is your name?

Leah. Leah Kroaker.

Leah ... I like it.

I'm Tommy and this is Edwin.

Nice to meet you, Leah Kroaker.

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