Bong of the Dead

Synopsis: When the world is taken over by flesh eating zombies, best friends Tommy and Edwin figure out a way to benefit from it by turning zombies into fertilizer for growing potent weed! There will be bud.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
91 min

You little idiot.


If you f*ck with me again ...

What the f*ck ...

Come on!

It is all the

bong water you have drunk.

For f*ck's sake!

I'll distract him while you

ran to the car and get some ...

... To kill him. One, two ...

Shit, keys!

- What the hell are you doing?

- I lost the keys.

Move, move, move.

Move the foot.

He is in my hand. Get him away.

Come on.

I can not hold him forever.



The unnatural

The first number.

Absolutely incredible.

What is it that you face?

Is it a good cartoon?

You never told your best friend,

you have the first number.

Do you know that it was printed in 1963

and cost 10 cents.

I could buy 50 of them if it was!

Yes, I know.

And now it's $ 40,000 worth.

It is in good condition, no marks. The

increase well automatically value l5%.

I also have "Super Chimp" 1-9.

The one where he reconciled with

his evil twin? That's not true!

What the f*ck?

Sitting In good?

It seems that I met one of my

men and smashed shell at him.

Shame on you.

Be careful, you idiot.

Let's get down to business.

Which one of you idiots

should take his place?

Wake up now, damn it!

There must have been a misunderstanding.

We were heading towards Freedom Town,

as a fucking disgusting zombie -

- Decided to attack us.

We are survivors just like you.

That's it!

God, my brain hurts.

I assume that you are too stupid to

to recognize me on my voice ...

- Oh, my god.

- What's going on?


You may have just never

seen someone like me talk before.

Well, let me explain.

I, Alex Montgomery Dickens III ...

... Have decided to go

to retaliate against the living ...

... For the torture, death and torture

I have caused me and mine.

I will gather an army.

An army of the undead.

Let your eyes enjoy the sight of my army.

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Thomas Newman

Thomas Montgomery Newman (born October 20, 1955) is an American composer best known for his many film scores. Newman has been nominated for fourteen Academy Awards and three Golden Globes, and has won two BAFTAs, six Grammys and an Emmy Award. Newman was honored with the Richard Kirk award at the 2000 BMI Film and TV Awards. The award is given annually to a composer who has made significant contributions to film and television music. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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