Bong of the Dead Page #2

Synopsis: When the world is taken over by flesh eating zombies, best friends Tommy and Edwin figure out a way to benefit from it by turning zombies into fertilizer for growing potent weed! There will be bud.
 
IMDB:
3.3
Year:
2011
91 min
20 Views


You call that an army?

Grandpa over there puts a

undead sh*t in his pants.

There is a farm without eyes.

How does he know where he should go?

You, Mr Rotten have no f***ing army.

You can not even keep order in your

socks! How would you manage an army?

My buddy says you ...

... Paired with servant without eyes,

and that you're his b*tch.

Have you gone mad?

- Look, Mr

My partner is a chronic hashoman.

His brain has obviously been damaged.

- That I never said that.

- So do not you?

Shut up! Shut up, both of you.

Kill them both,

but do not destroy brains.

I'm trying to recruit people,

and even the two flap hats can be used.

No, what are you doing?

Not me, you idiot!

It was damn!

It's time to move on.

- I could not agree more.

- Help me with chains.

It was pretty wild.

Thank you for saving us.

- How did you do it?

- What are you talking about?

You teased him until

his brain exploded.

It was not meant to be.

I tried to get him to beat you

to death. Once you became a zombie -

- Would have saved me

and killed him.

The plan worked until him the

blind gave short shrift.

- Was that your plan?

- Yes, as simple as possible.

What was your role in it?

It was my idea.

Are you coming or what?

Hello?

- Are there any?

- The pump works.

So fill up the tank.

- Look at all these things.

- Is there anything good in a while?

I find that out.

Push.

I would not make it there,

if I were you.

- Relax, it's okay.

- No, it is not.

It's okay.

- Take it easy.

- Shut up and get your hands up.

- Oh sh*t, you sound just like ...

- Shut up.

It's okay. We come in peace.

Do not worry, mate. We come in peace.

We are survivors, just like you.

Add the weapon, so we can talk

about it like civilized ...

- What the hell! Take it easy!

- What are you doing here?

- We are on the way to ...

- Freedom Town ...

... To find the other survivors.

We heard about it on the radio,

and then we would just check it out.

Will not you quit.

Make sure that he shut up.

- Come on, shut up.

- Enough is enough.

You make me laugh.

Let me go.

- You're a really hot chick.

- Excuse me?

It is she then. Look at her.

Do you want the "hot"? Maybe I should

poke it here so far up your ass ...

... You'll sh*t hail rest of their lives.

Is not "hot"?

Not at all.

It sounds extremely painful.

I ask the question again.

What are you doing here and why do you think

that you can steal my gas?

Listen, lady.

We have traveled a long distance.

We were also taken hostage by

an old, crazy zombie -

- Who had an army,

so that he could conquer the world.

- But the army consisted of three guys.

- It was actually four.

- Fire?

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Thomas Newman

Thomas Montgomery Newman (born October 20, 1955) is an American composer best known for his many film scores. Newman has been nominated for fourteen Academy Awards and three Golden Globes, and has won two BAFTAs, six Grammys and an Emmy Award. Newman was honored with the Richard Kirk award at the 2000 BMI Film and TV Awards. The award is given annually to a composer who has made significant contributions to film and television music. more…

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