Bong of the Dead Page #2
- Year:
- 2011
- 91 min
- 20 Views
You call that an army?
Grandpa over there puts a
undead sh*t in his pants.
There is a farm without eyes.
How does he know where he should go?
You, Mr Rotten have no f***ing army.
You can not even keep order in your
socks! How would you manage an army?
My buddy says you ...
... Paired with servant without eyes,
and that you're his b*tch.
Have you gone mad?
- Look, Mr
My partner is a chronic hashoman.
His brain has obviously been damaged.
- That I never said that.
- So do not you?
Shut up! Shut up, both of you.
Kill them both,
but do not destroy brains.
and even the two flap hats can be used.
No, what are you doing?
Not me, you idiot!
It was damn!
It's time to move on.
- Help me with chains.
It was pretty wild.
Thank you for saving us.
- How did you do it?
- What are you talking about?
You teased him until
his brain exploded.
It was not meant to be.
I tried to get him to beat you
to death. Once you became a zombie -
and killed him.
blind gave short shrift.
- Was that your plan?
- Yes, as simple as possible.
What was your role in it?
It was my idea.
Are you coming or what?
Hello?
- Are there any?
- The pump works.
So fill up the tank.
- Look at all these things.
- Is there anything good in a while?
I find that out.
Push.
I would not make it there,
if I were you.
- Relax, it's okay.
- No, it is not.
It's okay.
- Take it easy.
- Shut up and get your hands up.
- Oh sh*t, you sound just like ...
- Shut up.
It's okay. We come in peace.
Do not worry, mate. We come in peace.
We are survivors, just like you.
Add the weapon, so we can talk
about it like civilized ...
- What the hell! Take it easy!
- What are you doing here?
- We are on the way to ...
- Freedom Town ...
... To find the other survivors.
We heard about it on the radio,
and then we would just check it out.
Will not you quit.
Make sure that he shut up.
- Come on, shut up.
- Enough is enough.
You make me laugh.
Let me go.
- You're a really hot chick.
- Excuse me?
It is she then. Look at her.
Do you want the "hot"? Maybe I should
poke it here so far up your ass ...
... You'll sh*t hail rest of their lives.
Is not "hot"?
Not at all.
I ask the question again.
What are you doing here and why do you think
that you can steal my gas?
Listen, lady.
We have traveled a long distance.
- Who had an army,
so that he could conquer the world.
- But the army consisted of three guys.
- It was actually four.
- Fire?
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Bong of the Dead" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 28 Mar. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/bong_of_the_dead_4472>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In