Bon Cop, Bad Cop Page #2
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- Year:
- 2006
- 116 min
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- Yes, but in between
those 10 minutes
there's always the job,
women, the job,
your pals, hockey,
the job...
The phone.
- Bouchard.
Yeah?
No, come on, it's my day off.
- See what I mean?
- All right, all right.
I'm on my way.
I have to go.
But let's talk about this again
real soon.
- Say, when Gabrielle
goes to university?
- Is it that urgent?
- Don't forget
your daughter's ballet recital.
- Honestly!
Do you actually think
I'd forget something like that?
Suzie?
- Huh?
- When is it?
- At 4:
00.How do you expect me
to find another man?
It's hard enough having one child,
let alone two.
- Don't say that.
You'll find somebody.
Come on,
- Run along now,
go play cops and robbers,
your little pals are waiting.
- Jesus Christ, who's the idiot
that had the road blocked?!
It took me two hours
to get to my own crime scene!
For you,
today I am DETECTIVE Dave!
- Martin Ward.
- David Bouchard.
- Enchante.
- Enchantay!
Hey, we got somebody
that can spick de French.
(laughter)
I guess he's the victim?
- We can't classify him
as a victim yet,
but we can say he's had
a bit of a rough night.
Not much blood, though.
- Well, it's been fun.
Good luck, guys.
- Hey, where you going?
- Back home.
This is obviously your case.
- What do you mean, our case?
It's very clearly your case!
- How do you figure that?
His feet are on your side.
- Exactly. His head is on your side.
What's your point?
- My point?
If you play football
or tennis or whatever,
you step over the line, you're out.
Okay, boys. We're out of here.
- May I remind you
that in the 100-yard-dash,
it's the head and chest
that break the tape.
In horse racing, it's by a nose.
As you can see,
the subject was a true Quebecer.
- Do I need a passport?
- His heart is in Quebec.
And he's got Ontario
up his ass.
- Excuse me?
- I just said
his ass belongs to you.
- Okay.
We'll take it from here.
Get me a ladder.
- A ladder!
- Whoa!
Don't move him.
- How can I?
He's indented in the sign.
- Never mind.
Let's just get this over with.
- What's this?
- Be careful not to move anything.
Ah!
- Ah!
- Careful!
- Ah, sh*t.
- Ah!
Idiot!
(creaking)
Ahhhh!
Argh...
(groaning)
Good morning.
- Hey, nice turtleneck.
It's really you.
What the f***
is squarehead doing here?
- David, you know Martin,
of course,
and this is his boss,
Brian MacDuff from the OPP.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Yeah, I'm sure. You wanna tell me
why the hell I'm here this early?
- You wanna talk, Brian?
- No, no. It's yourjurisdiction.
- No, no, no, I insist.
- Okay.
We know that the victim
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