Bon Bini Holland Page #2

Hello, this is restaurant FC Chicken.

Judeska, there's telephone for you.

- You too, Mr. Annoying?

It's your nephew, Robertico.

He's waiting for you.

Just a moment, sir.

I'll be right back.

Guys, I'm off!

Hello, hello, hello, rude people!

Hello, out of my way!

Hello, out of my way! Move it.

I ONLY BRAKE FOR JOHN WILLIAMS!!

Welcome to Holland.

Auntie?

- Who did you expect? Beyonc?

Get in. Go, go, go.

Chop chop, idiot.

Great song, auntie.

Great song...

What are you doing here anyway,

Mr. Annoying?

A kind of sabbatical.

A vvhattical?

Just a change of scenery. Vacation.

Listen, don't talk, don't move...

...and don't breathe either.

Nothing! Vacation.

Everyone whines about a vacation

and who has to work? Me.

Stupid whore! Shut up!

Did you kick him out again?

Don't kick him out, stab him.

Twice in the neck. Stab, stab, done.

That hassle all the time.

Thank you for letting me stay

in your studio.

Studio?

- That's what my mom said.

Of course. You will get a studio.

A nail studio, roof pigeon.

And here is your mat.

Bye, bye, dushi.

I missed you, bro.

Hey, dushi.

Want some suntan lotion?

Hurry UP-

Get up. You're not staying here

for free, you know.

Where's my deposit.

Wok To Go here needs to be paid.

Go get a job.

I don't run a charity.

Hum; up, Show ma.

A job?

Good afternoon, ladies.

- And who might you be?

Can't you introduce yourself?

That's how it's done in the Netherlands.

A bit of decency.

"Hello, madam. Thank you for welfare."

Am I right?

My apologies. Robertico Florentina.

Nice to meet you.

What?

What's he saying?

I don't understand.

Nice to meet you.

- You should take Dutch lessons.

What are you doing here, anyway?

- I'm staying with my aunt. Down there.

God, another one.

"I'm staying with my aunt."

That's how they call it these days:

Staying.

The gentleman's staying for a week

in Holland.

Forever, you mean. Retard.

Listen, kid. I was born here, right?

Everyone comes here,

but no one ever leaves.

I just call them as I see them.

Ladies, I have to go. See you later.

- See you later?

Don't bother coming back.

But they always do. Retard.

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY

I've never worked for a boss.

- Right.

I'm an entrepreneur,

so I seize my opportunities.

I'm someone who helps people.

Helping people. Flight.

So you actually have no experience.

I have...

- So this isn't going to be it.

My sister had a family like that

move in next door.

The stench wasn't normal.

Cooking every evening. Every...

That's not normal, is it?

Yes, listen, here...

What would you do if you found

your old lady in bed with some moron?

Would it be so weird for you to follow

that guy through the area with a crowbar...

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