Bombay to Goa

The girl saw us. Get her!

What are you standing for?

Come with me!

Lady! What are you doing?

Don't you know you mustn't

get into a running bus?

What's the matter?

- Nothing. Girl escaped death.

You're carying a handbag, but

you've le your brains at home?

Had you been hurt,

your face would be ruined.

You would have to sit at home!

- No way.

A blind man would wed her.

Want to bet? O to ?

This is no race course for you

to play the bookie. Sit quietly.

The seat behind me is vacant.

Let the girl sit there.

You drive quietly. l know

who is to be seated where.

Don't interFere in my work.

Stupid driver!

- Stupid conductor! Argues with me!

Lady, please sit there.

Why are you standing sir?

She's almost your daughter's age.

God bless you.

Great! Your legs are dangling in

your grave yet you peeping Tom!

By God! What are you saying?

- Sit quietly and think of God!

Have shame.

- You too have some.

Where areyou going?

-Where doesthis bus goto?

The bus will go where it has to

But where do you want to go?

l mean what is its' last stop?

The bus depot.

- No.

The last stop ofthis

bus is the junkyard!

Who said this?

- My father

You old rat, is the last

stop ofthis bus thejunkyard?

Do you know where your

Iast stop is? The cemetey!

Where they'll light you with

a match stick and add kerosene.

To what stop do you

want your ticket?

To the last stop.

- That is Goa.

l want aticket to Goa.

- Give me 30 rupees 25 paise.

You demon! Sleep there.

ls this a currency note

or a sheet?

Thousand bucks!

- Thousand bucks!

Give it back. Ifit

tears, l'll be in trouble.

This king sized note doesn't

work on the Bombay to Goa route.

Excuse me.

l gave it absent-mindedly.

l'll change it.

What a passenger!

Either gives OOO or OO bucks!

l'll pay you 9 bucks

and 75 paise short of Pune.

ls this your own handbag?

-What do you mean?

Hold on to it with both hands.

In a bus, can't say what goes where.

Taken a ticket?

- Yes, 3 days ago.

Ticket?

- Yes.

Mother, ticket?

- Whom did you call mother?

Sister.

- Yes, taken.

And you?

- She's my daughter!

l bought herticket too.

Conductor! Where's my money?

Wait on. l won't run away

with your 70 paise.

Who kept this log here?

What did you say?

This is my boss' leg.

ldiot! If it's your boss' leg,

keep it on your head.

No smart comments.

- Don't touch me.

He's the greatest flghter

of India, John Ragada.

He's going to Goa to flght

the world's greatest flghter.

lfyou misbehave with him,

his hand will pull out your teeth.

You're pulling out

the hair on my chest.

Look, we're all one,

traveling in the same bus.

Your boss is mine.

Your mother is my mother.

My father is yourfather.

Your wife is my...

- What?

...my sister.

- That's correct.

My hand!!! l'll talk to you later.

The girl ran and got

into the bus to Goa!

Bus...?

- Yes boss! MP Travels.

No problem. Come with me.

What is it baby?

- Look there.

Shameless girl!

Powdering herface in the bus!

Mother...l mean sister.

lt's vey bad to powderyourface.

But you can use lipstick.

Why are you eavesdropping?

- Ears flap when the face is pretty.

You are a vey good boy.

Like us, you seem to belong

to some good family.

What are you doing?

Take your hand ofl.

What is yourfamily?

Our family was the most

famous for it's dramas.

ln my time, when l stepped

on the stage...

...the entire stage trembled!

Sure.

Even the bus is shaking.

- So funny.

You shake the stage.

Doesn't your daughter do anything?

My daughter is getting ready.

Once she steps on stage, her name

will resound all over India!

lt will echo.

Sister, ifyou don't flnd a hero

for her on stage, keep me in mind.

Give me an opportunity to help her.

Are you the only one le for her?

The beauty and the beast!

Come fast! The bus has come!

Come on.

- Coming.

Wait. My husband.

Come fast oryourwife will leave.

My slipper!

Enough!

-Are you Kishore Kumar?

Do you think l'm mad?

- Take oflyour glares.

Yes! It is he!

What are you doing in this

heat in the middle ofthe road?

My car stalled.

- Our luck that it stalled.

Or how would we see you?

Together you've kept your name?

- We're his fans.

Forget them. l swear you are great!

You've done a great job in Aradhana.

Terriflc!

- That was Rajesh Khanna not me.

You licked them clean in Kati

Patang! -Absolutely!

No, that was Rajesh Khanna.

- No, we're not talking ofacting.

We're talking ofyour songs.

That song from Aradhana,...

That was Mehmood's fllm.

-Yes, that was Padosan.

And that one..

Enough! Ifyou start singing,

the industy will throw me out.

The industy will never let you go.

What areyou doing here?

-l was goingto shootfor afilm.

And the car packed up?

-Yes.

Come in our bus.

- Bus?

Why? Our bus costs a lakh.

Your is only 50.

Say 5. The income tax

will get aer me.

What can they do to you?

You've got them trapped.

Talk soly.

Get the carwhen it's flxed.

What make is it?

- MP Travels.

Haven't you ever seen actors?

Here's your ticket.

l haven't brought any money

since l was going shooting.

l'll pay the money. l got

the chance to serve you!

Where are you going?

- My name is Mala.

l didn't ask you your name.

l asked where you were going.

You live there?

- No, my home is in Bombay.

Are you fond offllms?

l mean watching?

Yes.

You have a nice face.

You can become afllm star

ifyou wish to.

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