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- He's a little weird.

- Weirdo, huh?

Yeah, I don't know--

I was wondering,

could you take a look

and see what he's doing?

You got that.

Yoo-hoo!

There's nothing coming out.

What's the problem?

Oh, oh, there's nothing

coming out.

- You have to lift the lever.

- Oh.

No. The lever--

the lever on the pump.

Never mind, I'll do it.

So sorry to bother you.

I just usually go

to the full serve.

Oh.

Oh, thanks.

Guy is sleepin' in there.

He's all curled up

around the toilet.

I had to stand back

and aim over his head.

Shame on you.

When you gotta go,

you gotta go.

I wouldn't worry about it, hon.

He's fast asleep.

The guy's a bum.

Let him sleep it off.

Did you get the restroom key?

Oh, I left it hangin'

in the door.

Come on, baby, let's go,

I'm cold.

See ya around, doll face.

Get in there, get in there,

arrrh!

God.

Sh*t!

I can do this.

Come on, come on...

Hi.

This is Bill.

I can't come

to the phone right now.

So, maybe you could

just leave a message.

See, I got a sore throat.

Be better if you could

call back.

If you wanna leave a message,

just wait for the beep.

Beep.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on!

Answer the phone!

- 9-1-1--

- Oh, there's a man!

He's after me!

He's after me!

B*tch.

Oh!

Die, you son of a b*tch!

Forgot my credit card.

Tell me, how long have you had

these feelings of hostility?

You can't say?

You know, you really shouldn't keep

your emotions all bottled up inside.

Eh, you're hopeless!

He should have had a lobotomy.

Let's go see what other fun things

we can find to do.

Cirrhosis of the liver.

Brain tumor.

Severe head cold?

Let's check the drawers.

I call these

my necrophile cabinets.

Seems to be stuck.

Obviously,

these drawers were built

before breast implants

became so popular.

These oughtta be recycled.

That's odd.

Ooh.

Marital spat?

Kiss and make up.

Ahh.

Believe it or not,

this was a human body.

Poor guy fell off a high-rise

onto the top of a car,

which swerved in front

of a train

and was dragged 900 yards

under the engine.

Fascinating what can happen

to the human body

under the right circumstances.

Tonight will be mostly clear

but some low clouds late tonight

through midmorning tomorrow.

Light winds,

lows in the upper 50s.

High tomorrow

in the mid 70s.

And now this--

At the Roswell Hair Growth

Laboratories,

we have perfected

a simple surgical procedure

to restore full hair growth

virtually overnight.

After my Roswell Hair

growth treatment,

I bought the company.

- Hi.

- Hi.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Come on in.

More wine?

Mm, I'd love some.

- Richard?

- Hm?

What did you do to your hair?

Nothing.

Well, I mean,

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