Boat Trip Page #2

- You go check on the ski packages.

- Yeah. F*** off.

- Ski over near the Maui getaways.

- Yeah.

- Remember? Since the changeover?

- Yeah, I got it.

I am so sorry.

Brian's had a little problem

with the...

And the... and the... and the...

Yeah, bad news.

But now he's doing fine.

He's doing a lot of great work

with unwed teenage mothers.

So... Alright.

Let's see... 7-day, 6-night

vacation cruise. Is that correct?

- That's the one.

- Right.

Yeah, right. Okay.

You guys are set, gentlemen.

I think you'll have a very good time.

Please enjoy your vacation.

- Thank you very much.

- You're welcome.

Hey, and you should probably

do something about that guy.

Don't worry,

I've already taken care of it.

And, hey...

- I'm a letter writer.

- Duly noted.

Alright.

Bye-bye, now.

I'm too upset to work ski packages.

- I can't believe you took care of them.

- I took care of them alright.

'Cause no one calls

my little pecker a pecker.

- Huh?

- Yeah.

Wow! Look at the size

of that thing!

And just think,

it's filled with available women.

Yeah! And here's the beauty part

of the whole thing.

They can't get away from us.

We'll be in the middle of the ocean.

They can try, but they'll drown

or be eaten by sharks. It's perfect.

Sometimes I think there's something

seriously wrong with you.

I can live with that.

- Excuse me. Can I ask you something?

- Yes.

- You board everybody on this ship?

- Yes, sir.

Let me ask you a question,

from guy to guy.

Is there a lot of sweet ass

on this ship?

I'm sure you'll be very happy.

- Yes! Right, Jerry?

- Yeah!

Alrighty!

And all filled with hot,

beautiful women!

- Yes!

- Awesome, awesome, awesome!

Think of the sexiest creatures

boarding this love boat as we speak!

- Alright, this is great!

- Yeah, you know!

- Hello!

- Hey! What's up, guys?

How you doin'?

Alright!

- Lovely boat, huh?

- Oh, yeah.

Don't you ever doubt me.

What the hell was that?

Well, on board entertainment.

You know? I bet Cirque du Soleil

is here. Like Vegas.

- Cool.

- Right?

Hey, how are ya?

There it is. Stateroom 211.

The number that 'll be on every

woman's lips by the end of the trip.

Let's do it.

That's weird.

Only one bed.

I know why.

We're going to have so much sex one

guy's always going to sleep out.

Yeah, right.

You better hope that couch

is more comfortable than it looks.

There's a mirror on the ceiling.

Excelente.

That way the babes can watch me

get my peak on.

Check this out, Jer.

- Four racquetball courts.

- Hey!

- Nine cocktail lounges, a casino.

- Six and eight's a running mate!

A video arcade...

Onboard chest waxing salon...

- Chest waxing?

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