
Bluebeard's Eighth Wife
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- 1938
- 85 min
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Not a bit.
Well, I said to myself, now if I had
to select pajamas for that gentleman,
what would I choose?
And let me tell you, if ever there
was a stripey type, it's you.
(GIGGLING)
(MUMBLING)
Why don't you try it on?
All right.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
What do you think? Stunning.
These things are so loud
I'd hear them in the dark.
I have enough trouble
getting to sleep.
(EXCLAIMS) You don't look
like a martyr to insomnia.
Really. It's no joke.
I don't sleep well.
Well, surely you can't
blame it on the pajamas.
I guess you're right.
It's probably the climate.
Now, don't blame it on the Riviera.
I resent that.
We have the best climate in the world
here, and we're very proud of it.
I'm sorry, I don't want to hurt
your feelings, but I don't sleep.
Maybe you should see a doctor.
(SIGHS) By the way, how
many pillows do you use?
None.
Did you ever try putting two
pillows under your feet?
No. Don't do it. It's very bad.
Oh, do you know
what might help you?
The method of
Professor Urganzeff.
What's that?
Well, you take a long word,
like "Czechoslovakia"
for instance,
and you spell it backwards.
I can't even spell it forward.
Oh, you should try it just once.
As you spell it backwards, you stretch
and yawn between each letter.
(GASPS) You'll drift
off in no time.
Sounds swell.
You'll take the stripes?
I'll take the stripes.
All right, I'll take the coat.
And I'll take the trousers.
How shall we divide the charges?
Well, that should be simple.
200 francs. Well, 50-50.
Oh, that's not fair. You
should pay more for the coat.
But there's more
material in the pants.
But don't forget I threw
in Professor Urganzeff.
Oh, about this "Czechoslovakia."
When do I do it?
You go to bed and turn out the
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