Blue Streak Page #4

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You could just drive right through.

Sir, not if you'd seen some

of the accidents I've seen. No thanks.

Well, there's your green right there.

Can I ask you a personal question?

Yeah, sure.

How many times did you take the test?

What test?

You know, the test for detective.

That one!

- One time.

- Really?

Aced it.

Took it out.

Took me five tries.

I did well on the written part, but

my performance reviews weren't so hot.

How many times did it take you

to get your driver's license, man?

Please! Wake me up when we get there.

Yes, sir. I'm sorry.

Goodness, man!

It's a nice suit, sir.

It's really cool.

Well, I appreciate it.

Yeah, you know? Appreciate it.

Got any music?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

I like to jam.

Just so long as

we can hear the dispatcher.

That's good.

- I never heard this station before.

- Kind of funky. You like that?

Last night these shelves were loaded

with Elites. Now they're gone.

Three dozen gorgeous rims.

They didn't take anything else?

They went for my good stuff. Chrome

with gold trim. Five grand worth.

What about the alarm?

What about it? It went off.

But it took you guys

two hours to get here.

My wheels are probably

in Tijuana by now.

Here's where they came in.

Looks like they broke the glass, opened

the handle, crawled in the window.

Exactly.

Shimmied down the shelf or something.

This is a waste of time.

That's not how they got in.

Of course it is.

Cut it out.

That's not how they got in.

This is the spot here.

That's how I would've came in.

If I was a thief.

If I was a thief!

Skylight. Just cut the alarm

from the inside.

I could take my time.

Why take your time?

Why would I take my time?

It's heavy.

Now, you tell me.

How long would it take to carry 3 dozen

of those out and load them in a truck?

- Long time.

- It would take a very long time.

But they probably had three

or four guys working the damn thing...

Zip! Zip the sh*t up! Frank, hush.

Because you know better. Come on.

Don't lie to me. I'm the man.

I'm the man, Frank.

You're the man.

Your 5000, sorry to tell you,

is worth less than two on the street.

Which don't go four ways

with much juice once you rent a truck.

And to rent a truck, that requires what?

Credit card...

...driver's license.

Unless, of course...

...you got your own truck.

He's not gonna let us

search his truck.

What you mean, "let us"? We the police.

We need a warrant to do that.

We don't even need a key.

Detective, you can't do that.

It's unconstitutional.

Look at that. Look at this.

Look.

Solved the crime

my first day on the job!

We bad detectives.

There they are!

Filing a false report

is a very serious crime.

I'll handle this.

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