Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland Page #3
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- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
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Twenty-five percent
arrest rate.
Yeah!
Drinking,
drugs, indecent exposure.
What I find
is a house full of drunkards,
prostitutes, and imbeciles...
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
We are not prostitutes.
Oh.
Mr. moran.
Hi.
I've heard a lot
about you.
Hey, congrats, man.
Thanks, guys.
The king of
blue mountain state.
The king of
blue mountain state.
I wouldn't say that.
Well I got news for you,
Mr. moran.
Your kingdom,
has a new ruler.
Me!
I thought you were
the cooch?
You better makeup
your mind.
I'm the coach.
But I'm going to be king just
as soon as I storm your
castle, Mr. moran.
You're gonna bang Alex?
What?
I'm not comfortable
with that.
Why would you
want to do that?
He's not banging
anybody!
Now, shut up!
Yeah, uh...
What I mean to say,
Saturday at midnight,
blue mountain state,
will seize this...
Goat house,
and auction it to
the highest bidder.
What?
That you understand,
don't you?
You can't take
the goat house.
Oh, I can.
I can.
lawlessness is no longer
yours to rule.
Now if you'll excuse me.
I have other students
that I need to
coach.
Sh*t. Okay, all right.
Okay, okay.
Coach, coach,
you can't let this happen.
Next year is my senior year.
If the team sucks,
this house
is all I have.
Well, then you better
make sure that the team
doesn't suck.
Just gonna have a beer,
we're gonna have a beer
and just relax.
Too much sh*t has happened
here, we can't let it go.
for this house to be mine.
Now I'm not letting
some smug prick
walk up in here
and take it from me.
No. What we need is a plan.
Prostitutes.
We'll become prostitutes,
sell our bodies,
make some money.
We're definitely not doing
a hunger strike.
Oh, I'm having a brainstorm.
We kill the Dean!
No.
We kill the Dean's family and
make it look like he did it.
That's a great one.
No, guys.
We're not killing
anybody, okay?
What we need is
some quick cash.
Now let's think
about this.
Who would be dumb enough
thousands of dollars
to buy this house?
What the hell
is this sh*t?
Did I not tell
this prick chef,
medium-rare well?
I heard you say it.
You definitely told him.
And you call
this bearnaise sauce?
Somebody tell that chef
I want a ham, with veal in it,
and crab legs sticking out.
I'm paying $12,000 for it,
so it better taste
like $12,000!
Hey, thad.
I was just won...
Yep, there it is. Okay, hi.
I'm Alex. What's your name?
Seriously?
He's clean.
Hair.
Clean.
Balls.
What?
Ah, what the...
Clean.
Yeah.
I, uh, I just...
Hey! Whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
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