Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland Page #2

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It's too weird.

I'm sorry,

it's coach summers now.

And I need you guys

to round up.

Hey, can I try your hat on?

I've always wanted

to wear...

No, don't take my hat!

Give me back...

All right, I'll give you

your hat back.

I need my playbook.

- Give me that.

- Hey!

Quit screwing around!

Round up!

God!

You don't bone tag

your coach!

All right

now listen up.

You all know the cheerleaders.

They helped me

prepare a little cheer.

Especially for you guys.

You ready?

Oh.

It's kind of catchy.

Great practice

today, champ.

Oh, my god,

I do not want to talk

about practice.

Yeah, neither do I. I actually

need some advice from you.

And it's about a girl.

I've seen the girls

you get with, Mary Jo.

I should be taking

advice from you.

No, this one's

different.

She's not some

brainiac phd like

i usually go for.

Okay.

She's dumb as rocks

like you usually go for.

But she's so fun.

It's...

Really nice.

Okay, well, my advice,

you should bring her

by the goat house.

That's the advice

from Alex moran,

king of bms?

Yes.

Bring her to a house?

Well, it's not

just a house.

It's just a house.

It's not just a house.

It's just a house.

It worked on you,

freshman year.

Fine.

Maybe it worked

on one smart girl.

It's like an

aphrodisiac.

It's like oysters

or money.

It's magical.

Fine. I'll bring her

to the goat house.

I don't know, maybe

I'll finger her on the

lawn or something.

Well, Sammy did just

mow the lawn yesterday.

So...

Okay, perfect.

Skin it here, Alex.

All right.

Thanks, dude.

Ugh!

Bye.

What are you

doing here?

It's a...

...drug I'm working on.

Figure if I am going to

get into the family drug

manufacturing business

after I graduate,

i really gotta...

Buckle down.

Yeah, yeah. Let me

have a hit of that.

Oh!

This isn't

for everybody.

It's pretty intense.

Alex, what the hell

are we doing here man?

I have some

very important

drinking to do.

The coach called

a meeting, he said

no booze.

And he's the boss.

That's right, moran.

I am the boss.

This is Dean oliviar.

Olivares.

Say again.

Olivares!

Whatever.

Anyway he's

new here at bms.

So, I want you to sit there.

And I want you to show

him some respect.

And stop making

that face.

What? This is just my face.

Well, sorry.

Anyway, Dean

the floor is yours.

What is a Dean?

Excellent question.

A Dean is like a coach.

For the

whole university.

You could say

that I am the coach

of your coach.

Excuse me are you

saying cooch?

Coach, yeah.

That's a cooch.

Like a female.

Coach, coach.

"Coach." He's saying coach.

Oh, coach.

Yeah. Got it.

Way off on that one.

As your coach,

I have a big problem

with your behavior.

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