Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland
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- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
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No.
I could throw
another one.
Second team,
get second team
in there.
Second team!
Let's go, let's go!
Then all at once I was
shot out into the light
like a Cannon ball.
Anyway, that's how I got my
kicking shoe out of that
elephant's asshole.
Somebody's got to
four-hour practices.
This is killing me.
No. We need them.
Season's right
around the corner.
guys. It doesn't matter how
we aren't going
to do well this year.
We're terrible.
Whoa, we're not
gonna be that bad man.
We've got you
and your arm,
we've got my kicking leg
and we've got Donnie's...
Hmm-mmm.
I wanna say muscles?
That'll work.
But three people
can't carry this team.
No. Right now is
our time to party.
Right now.
It's just...
I mean look at Sammy.
He's been hammered
since 10:
00 am.He's doing it right.
Hey, Sammy!
Hi, buddy,
how you doing?
I got fucking
hammered last night.
I don't know what
Do you understand that?
I don't know
what he's saying.
He's so hammered.
Sammy.
You're doing it all wrong.
I know you're drunk
but you're fucking it up
for all of us.
It's not even me.
It's the fucking goddamn goat.
He's a fucking asshole.
He's a goat.
You're a human person.
There's no rivalry here.
Ouch!
What the f*ck,
he just bit me!
He did not
just bite you.
Billy would never
bite anyone...
Aw.
Aw.
He did.
He fucking bit me!
Yeah, fucking
go pet him,
Okay, coach summers,
round them up.
Round them up,
like, here?
Yes, right here!
Round them up.
So he said, "at least
it wasn't a reach around."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, okay.
Joke time's over.
I need you guys
to round up.
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