Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland

Synopsis: When the Dean of Blue Mountain State threatens to sell the Goat House, Alex throws Thad the party of his dreams in an effort to get him to buy it.
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Lev L. Spiro
  3 wins.
90 min

to throw another one?


I could throw

another one.

Second team,

get second team

in there.

Second team!

Let's go, let's go!

Then all at once I was

shot out into the light

like a Cannon ball.

Anyway, that's how I got my

kicking shoe out of that

elephant's asshole.

Somebody's got to

talk to coach about these

four-hour practices.

This is killing me.

No. We need them.

Season's right

around the corner.

I gotta be honest with you

guys. It doesn't matter how

much extra practice we have,

we aren't going

to do well this year.

We're terrible.

Whoa, we're not

gonna be that bad man.

We've got you

and your arm,

we've got my kicking leg

and we've got Donnie's...


I wanna say muscles?

That'll work.

But three people

can't carry this team.

No. Right now is

our time to party.

Right now.

It's just...

I mean look at Sammy.

He's been hammered

since 10:
00 am.

He's doing it right.

Hey, Sammy!

Hi, buddy,

how you doing?

I got fucking

hammered last night.

I don't know what

he's saying right now.

Do you understand that?

I don't know

what he's saying.

He's so hammered.


You're doing it all wrong.

I know you're drunk

but you're fucking it up

for all of us.

It's not even me.

It's the fucking goddamn goat.

He's a fucking asshole.

He's a goat.

You're a human person.

There's no rivalry here.


What the f*ck,

he just bit me!

He did not

just bite you.

Billy would never

bite anyone...



He did.

He fucking bit me!

Yeah, fucking

go pet him,

you little piece of shit!

Okay, coach summers,

round them up.

Round them up,

like, here?

Yes, right here!

Round them up.

So he said, "at least

it wasn't a reach around."

Ha, ha, ha, ha, okay.

Joke time's over.

I need you guys

to round up.

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