Blue Like Jazz Page #3
had to be broken to make candy,
Jesus had to die on the cross
to make forgiveness for our sins.
So, Tito, would you like to be forgiven?
"S.."
"S, s, s, seor Kenny.
I want Jesus to be my amigo
for my birthday."
" Yo te quiero infinito. "
" Yo te quiero infinito. "
" Yo te quiero. "
" Yo te quiero infinito. "
Right?
Well, come on, boys and girls.
This is better than candy.
Grab the blood and body of Jesus,
and give it to all of Tito's friends.
"Muchas gracias. Muchas gracias.
Go on. Go on. Do it."
Like any good Southern Baptist,
I've been trained
with the question,
Make sure and bring some to the choir.
"Los cantantes.."
if his mom was sleeping
with the youth pastor?
Maybe he'd feel like a sucker,
or maybe he'd just be pissed.
What the heck?!
- Don, Don, stop it.
- Son of a b*tch.
I don't know what's
gotten into your head,
but it's not what you're thinking.
I'm not thinking.
That's why I'm leaving.
"A brain like that
working for a church?
"You only believe that stuff
'cause you're afraid
to hang out with people who don't."
Maybe for once in his life,
the old man was right.
There's one way to find out.
Message in your mailbox.
Donny, I called your father,
and he told me about
this Reed College.
I'd like to talk about this
before we make a decision.
Please call me back this time.
Messages deleted.
Man.
Yeah, I saw it,
but it's not like there was a nip slip
in there or anything.
I mean, personally, I was like,
"Pfft, whatever."
That was the nineties.
That was edgy back then.
Come on. You got to
contextualize it historically.
So she's breast-feeding a pig?
Big deal.
That stuff was probably way common
during the Dust Bowl.
It's a critique on the chauvinism
of the human species.
How long you gonna be in there?
What, are you taking a dump
or something?
Till I'm done.
Why don't you practice
You know, if queer theory
teaches us anything,
it's that sexual identity
is a social construct.
I mean, it doesn't matter
if she is or isn't.
Her image in general
and that image in particular
is transgressive.
It's... It's deviant, it's out,
and that's why our community
loves her.
She's co-opting a fan base.
You're acting like Tori Amos
is some kind of dyke messiah.
Chill, Lauryn, okay?
I'm just saying.
After all these years,
she's still kind of hot.
What is she, like a B cup?
Love is fleeting!
Herpes is forever!
Put a jimmy on your stiffy!
Come on, now!
You know you need one
for the chub.
One size does not fit all!
Love is fleeting, but herpes is forever!
Come and get 'em!
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