Blue Crush Page #3

She gets a grand every time she's in a magazine.

Five grand every time she's on the cover.

- You surf?

- Yeah.

She gets free clothes,

boards, watches, sunglasses.

The girl doesn't have to open her wallet.

You score one good wave at Pipe Masters...

and you'll get sponsored just like her.

You'll get flown all around the world.

Surf Indo, Australia, Tahiti, you name it.

Surf the world, baby. And you'll get paid

to surf uncrowded, perfect waves.

We'll see you at the contest.

Okay. Thanks a lot.

All you need to do is get noticed.

- Surfer girls.

- Local girls.

You know you're just as good as her.

We gotta go to work, guys.

We're gonna be late, again.

Girls, you're late. I know. Sorry.

- -

Sorry.

As a reminder, our Pro Bowl

guests are arriving today.

They are V.I.P. returning guests and

deserve the highest level of service.

You must remember we depend on our guests...

for the survival of our business.

It's like this one packed for

Vegas and landed in Hawaii instead.

- I'm putting it on. -

Guys, guys, it's up, it's up.

Look, Anne Marie Chadwick.

Look at the picture.

Sh*t. "A wild card entry.

This North Shore local first gained notice

when she dominated in thejunior NSSA. "

You dominated. No.

Wait. You're wearing my bathing suit bottoms.

"She dropped out of the competitive

circuit after a near-drowning incident."

- Yeah, they love bringing that up, huh?

- That was three years ago.

It's over with. You're gonna go pro,

and you're gonna win this thing.

- I want to be on the Internet. Oh, crap!

- Oh, my God.

- Hello? Is somebody in there?

Be there... I'm stuck.

- Put your shoes on.

- Help me, I'm stuck.

- Help me. Ow! Ow!

- Hello? Anyone in there?

- Where's my dress?

- Will you open this door?

- One second. Be right with you.

- Shoes.

Open this door right now.

I'm not fooling around.

- Oh, my shoes.

- Why was this door locked?

I'm sorry. It gets stuck. Maintenance will come up

and look at it any second.

- What's going on in here?

- Just cleaning up.

We're picking up the clothes.

What happened to all the clothes that was on the floor?

We fold them up and put them on the bed.

I left the clothes on the floor so that

you would know they need to be dry-cleaned.

That's actually why we had the

dry-cleaning bags for that specific purpose.

Then why don't you put them in the bag?

No problem. That's a cute top.

Like, I need for you guys to put all

of my crusty clothes inside of the bag.

What about the bags in her b*obs?

Her b*obs are as big as my head.

And I have one big head.

Excuse us.

Don't mind us.

- Football players.

- Excuse us. - It's all right.

What?

Paddle, paddle, paddle.

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