Bloodsucking Bastards Page #2
in tongues.
You could have
-Not even English. German!
-Nein.
I get it, okay. I get it.
I understand.
Yes, I screwed up.
I understand that, okay?
It just kind of came out, guys.
I don't know what happened.
I just screwed up.
You did screw up, man.
She is the coolest girl ever.
I mean, remember when she kicked
all of our asses at paintball?
Why did she have all that camo
on her face? Unreal.
Honestly, I bet dating her
is like dating a guy.
Who is like a hot chick that has
a, you know, like a penis.
So, not a girl?
No, still a girl. Did you not
listen to what I just said?
-All right.
-No, it's a hot girl
with a beautiful penis
but she's still...
She's still a chick.
She just has guy parts.
-I-I get where you're going.
-It's a feminine penis.
What if it was
a guy with a vagina?
He makes a good point.
-I'm an idiot.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, you and me,
a couple of margaritas.
That is so offensive.
Why? That isn't racist.
I know it's not racist.
I like margaritas.
I'm just offended
that you think I would date you.
Has anyone seen Andrew? Andrew!
Hey, Andrew, could you
please get your phone?
It's ringing off the hook, man.
Oh, probably one of my
man-like 15 female suitors.
Your suitors are man-like?
No, no, no. I mean,
man-like man!
Not man like man-like.
You know, man like man--
Stop saying "man-like."
Could you get your phone?
Probably a business-related
sales call.
I'll give you
the business-related later.
I'll talk to him, okay?
Uh, I heard what happened
with you and Amanda breaking up.
Yeah, well,
she's the head of HR,
and she put out a memo.
-Um, I-I--
-All right.
Andrew, get the phone!
-Evan. Can I bend your ear?
-Yeah. Hey.
How's the presentation coming?
You're gonna be ready by Friday?
Yeah, Friday.
Yeah, sure, Ted. Yeah.
Yeah, we need
this account, Evan.
Sales have been bad,
but if we land this fish,
you'll save all our asses.
Yeah.
I know male enhancement
isn't the most glamorous product
in the world but...
No. My sources tell me
it works actually.
Tell me if you need anything,
'cause it's all hands on deck
on this one.
Yeah.
announcement toady
about the next phase of
our company's future.
I need to know you're
gonna be a team player,
no matter what.
Yeah. Yeah, Ted.
You can count on me.
My office, 10 minutes.
All right.
Hey, guys. Guys, guess what?
I think Ted's gonna
make me sales manager.
ALL:
Oh!Bam! Snap!
What?
Bam, snap. It's like,
a new catchphrase I'm trying.
-Yeah, it's not really working.
-It's a work in progress.
-I love it.
-Thank you, Mike.
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