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Synopsis: Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Jackie Kong
Production: Lightning Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
UNRATED
Year:
1987
88 min
180 Views


to accomplish in my lifetime.

You, my nephews,

must construct Sheetar

from the body parts

of many immoral girls,

but this is just the start.

In order to raise her

from the dead,

a ceremony must take place.

Michael, find a virgin

to sacrifice to Sheetar

at the ceremony.

George, you must cook

a blood buffet.

That will summon the goddess

to take over the body

you have constructed for her.

Sheetar. Sheetar.

An immortal goddess

more powerful than Superman.

We will use your diner

to find our victims.

I will do the choosing.

Sheetar, help us.

Makes quite a thing out of it.

Trying to break

that bridge of Montclair's.

Come on, Connie.

All you have to do

is take your top off.

All you do is show your tits.

No big deal.

We need your answer now, Connie.

Are you gonna do it?

I told you

she's a little fraidy-cat.

Come on, Clarice.

We can do it without her.

Oh, I can't believe this.

Listen, when I started

as head cheerleader,

I decided we'd all be

vegetarians. Fine.

Then another vegetarian

cheerleader group came up,

so I added aerobics.

Last month, some other school

added aerobics...

Oh, my God!

I'm getting a ticket!

I hate wrestling.

Turn that damn TV down!

I'm sick to my stomach,

God damn it.

Sh*t.

Son of a...

Apparently not hurt by it.

Just kicked out. Get himself...

I'd like to wrestle

that sideshow freak.

George? George!

George, is that you?

Yes, Uncle. You miss me?

George,

get your fat ass over here,

and get this off me.

Good morning, Uncle.

What the hell

are you gawking at?

Get me over to the window,

you numskull!

That's a better view

for you, Uncle.

Hmm...

slim pickings.

What an idiot.

Hey, Georgie!

Georgie, quit goofing off,

and get to work, will you?

Sheetar, help us.

Sorry, Mikey.

Excuse me.

That's the best

frigging veggie burger

I've had

in a son of a b*tch long time.

Yes, sir,

damn good veggie burger.

- Here you go.

- If I didn't know better,

I'd swear there was

some meat in it.

I'm an expert on veggie burgers.

I've eaten them

all across America.

I've eaten in some

of those health-food hangouts

where the soup

ain't fit to piss in.

You're Michael Tutman,

- ain't you?

- Yeah.

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Tutman.

My name's Horatio Titus,

but my friends

call me Vitamin, see?

Get it? Vitamin C.

Pleased to meet you, Mr. C.

Hell, you can call me Vitamin.

Was everything okay?

I noticed you hardly

touched your food.

It was really good.

I'm just upset, that's all.

Let me let you in

on a little secret

about those

so-called friends of yours.

A couple of years ago,

they used to all come in here

dressed up like "Flashdance",

and they looked really stupid.

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