Blonde Crazy Page #2

Synopsis: At a midwestern hotel, conniving bellhop Bert Harris has a finger in every pie. He promotes a job for glamorous Ann Roberts, but she does not immediately succumb to his charms. However, Bert soon enlists Ann as partner in his new profession of con man. Most of the victims they fleece are lawbreakers themselves. But Bert is tempted to try actual stealing, and Ann fears it will bring bad luck...
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Roy Del Ruth
Production: Warner Bros.
 
IMDB:
7.1
TV-G
Year:
1931
79 min
110 Views


I didn't mean to get you sore.

I like you, Anne, really.

You know, you're the first girl

That ever socked me for going for her.

Yes? Mm-hmm.

You know, honey,

I'd like to have you sock

me like that every day.

Oh, would you?

Sure, honey, I'd love it.

Ha ha.

What a woman.

Took you long enough to get here, kid.

I had to pick out the big chunks of ice.

Yeah?

Say...

What's the name of that

blonde making up the beds?

I don't know her that well, sir.

I didn't think you did.

You don't look too smart.

Everybody says I'm very

bright for my age, sir.

I can't get anywhere talking to you.

Maybe you'd be surprised.

What's that?

Have a drink?

Never touch the stuff

while I'm on the job.

Besides, I never drink

anything but my own.

Here, you might try this.

Not bad.

Say, that's pretty good.

That's what everybody says.

That chambermaid you asked about

Likes it so well she

won't touch any other.

She's my best customer.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

You sell that stuff?

Can't afford to make a gift of it.

How much? $10.

That's high, isn't it?

Not if the blond chambermaid likes it.

The name's Bert.

Hello, babe.

Hello.

I've got something for you.

Here's the 5 bucks I owe you.

For what? You don't owe me anything,

Unless it's an apology for bothering me.

It's a commission on the

booze I sold that mug in 334.

He bought it when I

told him you liked it.

After all I told you,

You went and fell for

this shrimp's line,

You dirty little tramp.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha. It hurts... ha ha ha!

It hurts me more than

it does you, honey.

"Answers advertisement,

"invests $25,000, charges fraud.

"'Get rich quick' scheme works again.

Prince of swindlers

makes gigantic haul. "

Say, what is this,

Taking a correspondence

course in salesmanship?

Nothing else.

Super-high pressure and deluxe.

Going on the road?

Uh-huh. Won't be long now,

and I'll take you along.

Not as a sideline, you won't.

Well, I think you and I can

make a lot of money together.

Then what?

We blow this joint and make

a play for the big city.

You sound like Santa

Claus in wolf's clothing.

Honey, I'm Santa Claus, Robin hood,

And the goose that laid

the golden egg all in one.

Pretty big package, aren't you?

Seriously, there's a lot

of loose money lying around

If you know where to look for it.

The world owes me a living.

I'm not built for work.

That's for horses

And smack-offs like

that 4-eyed room clerk.

Now, you've got beauty

and a swell figure.

With my ideas and your looks,

we could trim the world.

And end up in the penitentiary.

Not with what I have on the ball.

Now, listen, honey, here's the idea.

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Kubec Glasmon

Kubec Glasmon (August 12, 1897 – March 13, 1938) was an American screenwriter from Poland, who was nominated for the now defunct category of Best Story at the 4th Academy Awards. He was nominated for Best Story with John Bright for The Public Enemy. more…

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