Blonde Crazy Page #2
- TV-G
- Year:
- 1931
- 79 min
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I didn't mean to get you sore.
I like you, Anne, really.
You know, you're the first girl
That ever socked me for going for her.
Yes? Mm-hmm.
You know, honey,
I'd like to have you sock
me like that every day.
Oh, would you?
Sure, honey, I'd love it.
Ha ha.
What a woman.
Took you long enough to get here, kid.
I had to pick out the big chunks of ice.
Yeah?
Say...
What's the name of that
blonde making up the beds?
I don't know her that well, sir.
I didn't think you did.
You don't look too smart.
Everybody says I'm very
bright for my age, sir.
I can't get anywhere talking to you.
Maybe you'd be surprised.
What's that?
Have a drink?
Never touch the stuff
while I'm on the job.
Besides, I never drink
anything but my own.
Here, you might try this.
Not bad.
Say, that's pretty good.
That's what everybody says.
That chambermaid you asked about
Likes it so well she
won't touch any other.
She's my best customer.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
You sell that stuff?
Can't afford to make a gift of it.
How much? $10.
That's high, isn't it?
Not if the blond chambermaid likes it.
The name's Bert.
Hello, babe.
Hello.
I've got something for you.
Here's the 5 bucks I owe you.
For what? You don't owe me anything,
Unless it's an apology for bothering me.
It's a commission on the
booze I sold that mug in 334.
He bought it when I
told him you liked it.
After all I told you,
You went and fell for
this shrimp's line,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Whoo hoo hoo hoo!
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha. It hurts... ha ha ha!
It hurts me more than
it does you, honey.
"Answers advertisement,
"invests $25,000, charges fraud.
"'Get rich quick' scheme works again.
Prince of swindlers
makes gigantic haul. "
Say, what is this,
Taking a correspondence
course in salesmanship?
Nothing else.
Super-high pressure and deluxe.
Going on the road?
Uh-huh. Won't be long now,
and I'll take you along.
Not as a sideline, you won't.
Well, I think you and I can
make a lot of money together.
Then what?
We blow this joint and make
a play for the big city.
You sound like Santa
Claus in wolf's clothing.
Honey, I'm Santa Claus, Robin hood,
And the goose that laid
the golden egg all in one.
Pretty big package, aren't you?
Seriously, there's a lot
If you know where to look for it.
The world owes me a living.
I'm not built for work.
That's for horses
And smack-offs like
that 4-eyed room clerk.
Now, you've got beauty
and a swell figure.
With my ideas and your looks,
we could trim the world.
And end up in the penitentiary.
Not with what I have on the ball.
Now, listen, honey, here's the idea.
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