Blonde and Blonder Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2007
- 95 min
- 146 Views
turn left and just
Here we go!
Wait, sharp right.
Woo! I'm dizzy!
(Dawn) [chuckles] Beep! We're here!
Oh! I'm in this one.
How long have you lived here?
Nine months.
How about you?
Not nearly that long. About a year.
Oh. Hey,
you wanna come see Virgil?
Is he cute?
He's really cute.
Sure!
It's so cold.
Are you a magician?
No, it always does that.
Really?
Can I try?
Sure.
[laughs] I love it! Wow!
[laughs] I got to see him.
Virgil.
Virgil.
Virgil's your dog?
No, Virgil's not a dog.
Oh, there he is. [sings]
Virgil's a turtle.
(Dawn) Oh, Virgil.
(Dee) It'll take 'em over
a minute to get here.
He's the one to win the
race, right Virgil?
Oh, Virgil. I don't think you're
gonna win many races.
[chuckles] Well, just a
figure of speech.
(Dee) Baby, come
to mama.
Come here, baby.
He likes to kiss me.
He's so cute. Virgil.
Are we?
Go back under there.
There you go. Don't toot.
[farts]
What was that?
He has a little gas problem.
Oh, okay.
I got him from a turtle orphanage.
Really?
They have them?
Not enough.
That's my dream.
I want to have my own
turtle orphanage.
And I want to dance in a Broadway play.
That's nice.
[chuckles] What's your dream?
man of my dreams.
Who is he?
I'll show you.
Wait 'till you see him.
(Dee) Oh, that's
what that's for.
Yeah. DVDs.
At Superfly, our destinations are
your dream vacations.
So come fly high with us.
(Dawn) Isn't he dreamy?
(Dee) Yeah, he's cute.
Can you help me land him?
Of course you can land him.
Really?
I mean, you have beauty and looks.
You can't lose.
Oh, thank you.
So, where are you dancing? I'd love to
come see you some time.
Oh, well, I'm kinda
between jobs right now.
Oh, me too.
Yeah, I got fired for typos.
[gasps] What are typos?
I have no idea.
I was working at a talent agency,
you know, a receptionist and
secretarial stuff,
and I have to admit, I'm not
much of a typist.
Ah! Sh.
I love White-O.
Mr. Lean, there's something
wrong with the computer.
[sighs] What, what, what?
[sucks air in sharply
and sighs]
Oh, my--
Get out! Now!
Well,
I've been working on a little
Busby Berkeley, Gene Kelley number.
Ta-ta-ra-ra.
Ta-ta-ra-ra.
Oh! Oh!
(Dawn) [laughs]
(Dee) [sings]
Ta-ra-ta.
Oh!
[sings] Ta-ta-ra-ra.
Like this. Like that.
(Dee) Whew!
I always do that. And then,
it's a big fat, oh!
(Dee) Jeez. And then
it's a big Ta-ra!
(Dee) Oh! Ow!
Wow!
Ow!
Oh!
That's it.
That's so good!
Wow! My God, you're a
really good dancer.
You came up with all those
moves yourself?
Uh-huh. Well,
I had inspirations.
You're really good.
Thank you. Want to give it a try?
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