Blonde and Blonder

Synopsis: Dee and Dawn are two dim-witted, pink-clad, blond ladies whom meet by accident and try to make a living with their dull lives, until a series of circumstances ensue when after they unwittingly take jobs at a local strip club, they are mistaken for two deadly female brunette assassins known only as the Cat and the Kit whom are hired to kill the club owner whom is a mobster in a witness protection program. With two persistent, but inept, FBI agents on their tail, the ditsy Dee and Dawn try to stay one step head of the law, as well as try to figure out what is really going on.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Dean Hamilton
Production: Empire Film Group
 
IMDB:
2.9
PG-13
Year:
2007
95 min
11 Views

Send half the kill money to her contact.

If she nails this one,

we'll let her take out the

infamous Mr. Wong.

Looks like I got another job, Kit.

Woo Hoo,

party time!

The Godfather wants me

to take out Lou Rimoli

at the Beaver Patch Lounge.

I thought you were retiring.

Let me take this one. You

have enough kills.

I have to do this last one, Kit.

A final favor for the Godfather.

Besides, doing Lou Rimoli will

be a pleasure.

I promise,

after this one I'll turn the

claw over to you.

Meow.

I love you.

For driving without a license.

Pay a $100 fine and we don't even have

to show up in court.

Aw, those cops are so sweet.

I know, they were cute, too.

I know.

Look at John Daley.

I mean, please!

Come on, look around.

Check all this out.

All for me.

For my vision.

For my picture.

When I say "Jump" the

studio says "How high"?

Hey!

Oh!

All right! Let's shoot this thing

before the snow melts.

Where's my megaphone guy?

Too slow!

You're fired!

Get me a new megaphone guy.

[sighs] What are

we listening to?

Oh, that's The Sound

of Music.

Oh, cool.

What's the music called?

Move! Hey!

Nobody yells "move" on my set. I'll tell

you when to move.

Move!

Oh!

Are you okay?

[gasps] Those jerks!

Who were those crazy blondes?

Are they trying to get killed?

Didn't they see there

were no crosswalks? Jeez.

God! Stupid Hill Piggies.

They'd better not have scratched my car.

I know.

(Dee) Are you okay?

(Dawn) I think so.

Are you okay?

Uh, I think so, too.

What a day.

Take a left here and then two rights.

Wait, no. I'm sorry.

Take a right here and then two lefts.

Wait. Can you say that again?

U m, I don't think so.

[mouths silently]

(Dee) Hey, are we

going in circles?

(Dawn) [chuckles] No, don't be silly.

Go left. Okay,

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Rolfe Kanefsky

Rolfe Kanefsky (born 1969) is an American film writer/director who specializes in horror films. more…

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