Blonde and Blonder Page #2

Synopsis: Dee and Dawn are two dim-witted, pink-clad, blond ladies whom meet by accident and try to make a living with their dull lives, until a series of circumstances ensue when after they unwittingly take jobs at a local strip club, they are mistaken for two deadly female brunette assassins known only as the Cat and the Kit whom are hired to kill the club owner whom is a mobster in a witness protection program. With two persistent, but inept, FBI agents on their tail, the ditsy Dee and Dawn try to stay one step head of the law, as well as try to figure out what is really going on.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Dean Hamilton
Production: Empire Film Group
 
IMDB:
2.9
PG-13
Year:
2007
95 min
146 Views


turn left and just

Here we go!

Wait, sharp right.

Woo! I'm dizzy!

(Dawn) [chuckles] Beep! We're here!

Oh! I'm in this one.

How long have you lived here?

Nine months.

How about you?

Not nearly that long. About a year.

Oh. Hey,

you wanna come see Virgil?

Is he cute?

He's really cute.

Sure!

It's so cold.

Are you a magician?

No, it always does that.

Really?

Can I try?

Sure.

[laughs] I love it! Wow!

[laughs] I got to see him.

Virgil.

Virgil.

Virgil's your dog?

No, Virgil's not a dog.

Oh, there he is. [sings]

Virgil's a turtle.

(Dawn) Oh, Virgil.

(Dee) It'll take 'em over

a minute to get here.

He's the one to win the

race, right Virgil?

Oh, Virgil. I don't think you're

gonna win many races.

[chuckles] Well, just a

figure of speech.

(Dee) Baby, come

to mama.

Come here, baby.

He likes to kiss me.

He's so cute. Virgil.

Are we?

Go back under there.

There you go. Don't toot.

[farts]

What was that?

He has a little gas problem.

Oh, okay.

I got him from a turtle orphanage.

Really?

They have them?

Not enough.

That's my dream.

I want to have my own

turtle orphanage.

And I want to dance in a Broadway play.

That's nice.

[chuckles] What's your dream?

My dream is to marry the

man of my dreams.

Who is he?

I'll show you.

Wait 'till you see him.

(Dee) Oh, that's

what that's for.

Yeah. DVDs.

At Superfly, our destinations are

your dream vacations.

So come fly high with us.

(Dawn) Isn't he dreamy?

(Dee) Yeah, he's cute.

Can you help me land him?

Of course you can land him.

Really?

I mean, you have beauty and looks.

You can't lose.

Oh, thank you.

So, where are you dancing? I'd love to

come see you some time.

Oh, well, I'm kinda

between jobs right now.

Oh, me too.

Yeah, I got fired for typos.

[gasps] What are typos?

I have no idea.

I was working at a talent agency,

you know, a receptionist and

secretarial stuff,

and I have to admit, I'm not

much of a typist.

Ah! Sh.

I love White-O.

Mr. Lean, there's something

wrong with the computer.

[sighs] What, what, what?

[sucks air in sharply

and sighs]

Oh, my--

Get out! Now!

Well,

I've been working on a little

Busby Berkeley, Gene Kelley number.

Oh, here. Sorry about that.

Ta-ta-ra-ra.

Ta-ta-ra-ra.

Oh! Oh!

(Dawn) [laughs]

(Dee) [sings]

Ta-ra-ta.

Oh!

[sings] Ta-ta-ra-ra.

Like this. Like that.

(Dee) Whew!

I always do that. And then,

it's a big fat, oh!

(Dee) Jeez. And then

it's a big Ta-ra!

(Dee) Oh! Ow!

Wow!

Ow!

Oh!

That's it.

That's so good!

Wow! My God, you're a

really good dancer.

You came up with all those

moves yourself?

Uh-huh. Well,

I had inspirations.

You're really good.

Thank you. Want to give it a try?

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Rolfe Kanefsky

Rolfe Kanefsky (born 1969) is an American film writer/director who specializes in horror films. more…

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