Blonde Ambition Page #2

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Are you all right down there?

It's a cute helmet.

Does Barbie want it back?

And to think most guys

would've helped me up by now.

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

There you go.

Are you okay?

Here, don't move it, don't move it.

Now, hold on.

I'm gonna do something here, all right?

Just think positive thoughts.

Sorry. Feels better, though, doesn't it?

Yeah. What'd you do?

I know shiatsu.

I had a Japanese roommate back in college.

Hey, here you go. I'll give you a hand up.

- Here's your ride.

- Thanks.

Hey, hey, excuse me, miss.

It's customary for the patient

to buy dinner for the shiatsu specialist.

It's just kind of an old Japanese tradition.

Thanks for the help,

- but I don't really date guys I meet in holes.

- Neither do I.

I mean,

already we have something in common.

This could be a great opportunity for you.

Name's Ben, by the way.

- Nice try, Ben.

- I could've done a lot better than that.

Just push it.

Now, what the heck is going on over here?

That's embarrassing.

That's wonderful. Love it.

- Thanks for bringing that by.

- Yes.

All right. I'm glad I saw you.

Hi.

Hi.

I have this for... Sorry. Mr. Connelly.

Sorry.

- I'll call up.

- Thanks.

Mr. Connelly's office.

Oh, yes, send her right on up, Marcus.

Oh, Lord. Here come trouble.

Excuse me!

Hello, Betty.

- I need to see Richard.

- Well, what is it regarding?

He cut me out of the Marina deal

and I need him to reconsider.

Well, now, pumpkin.

I am vice president of this company.

I have a right to speak with Richard.

Vice president is number two.

I only answer to number one.

But I know what will make you happy.

How about a thin mint?

Someone's being a klutzy Kathy.

And someone's being a sneaky Susan.

I despise you.

And take your paws off me.

How's everybody doing today?

- I like your tie.

- Thanks.

I like your tubes.

Hey. How'd it go with Richard?

I didn't go with Big Momma's House

standing in the way.

How dare Richard cut me out of that deal.

Well, I could cut him out of this world.

Push him right in front of a subway,

- how'd that be?

- Oh, be realistic.

Richard's never taken the subway in his life.

Yeah, that's true.

If only the Board were aware

of his negligence on that Marina deal.

Then they would fire him

and I'd have his job.

Well, we need to get

some inside information and expose him.

How can we get our hands on anything

with that guard dog Betty always around?

She's the problem, you know.

She's our roadblock.

Well, I could have her removed.

I know for a fact she takes the subway.

I could easily push her.

Well, I'd probably have to get a

friend to help me push her in front of one.

- She's a big one.

- No. No one needs to die.

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