Blockers

Synopsis: Three parents try to stop their daughters from losing their virginity on prom night.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Kay Cannon
Production: Universal Pictures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
69
Rotten Tomatoes:
83%
R
Year:
2018
102 min
Website
1,220 Views


- I almost died.

- Prom night!

- (whooping)

- Prom!

I'm so, so excited.

Oh, me, too.

(school bell ringing)

Mm. I love you.

I love you, too.

All right.

- We're so gross.

- I know.

People are looking at us.

- I don't care.

- We better get

"cutest couple"

in the yearbook.

Here we go

Here we go.

I'm having sex.

That's great.

I'm having soup.

No.

Tonight with Austin.

- Wait, you're finally gonna do it?

- Yeah.

I mean, you know, we've been

dating for six months,

and we love each other,

and I just awkwardly

got my pediatrician

to put me on birth control.

She gave me a sticker.

Two because I was good, so...

I know it's, like, kind of

corny or whatever, but it just

seems like prom night...

it's kind of perfect, you know?

We're gonna have, like,

dim lighting

and rose petals on the bed

and the scent from that candle

that gets me horny

every time I pass it

in Walgreens.

All candles get me horny.

JULIE:
I'm gonna look

into Austin's eyes,

and then he's gonna look

into mine,

and then we're gonna, like,

touch each other's faces,

you know?

For, like, a long time.

Like, a long time.

Just to, like, connect.

And then we're gonna...

Kapow.

All right, f*ck it, I'm in.

- What?

- I'm in.

I'm having sex tonight, too.

Uh... just like that?

Yeah. I mean, why not?

Because it's your first time,

and your first time

should be special and perfect.

Yours can be special

and perfect.

Mine is gonna be tonight

and with that dude.

Yeah, they're just brownies.

They're not, like...

SAM:
Connor Aldrich?

Your lab partner?

- Yeah. What?

- You haven't even hooked up with him.

You haven't even

seen his thing yet.

What if he has a weird one?

They're all weird.

Penises are not for looking at.

They're for use.

They're like plungers.

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Brian Kehoe

Brian Kehoe (; born January 23, 1982) is an American male fashion model and former reality television show participant on Oxygen's program The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. more…

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