Synopsis: Three parents try to stop their daughters from losing their virginity on prom night.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Kay Cannon
Production: Universal Pictures
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
102 min

like an old-school

cartoon billy goat.

- (grunting, snorting)

- Honey.


Those are your daughter's.

(retches, spits)

No way. Kayla wears cleats

and Bears jerseys,

not some dirty

stripper underwear.

You thought they were mine.

What, am I giving her allowance

in singles?

Go tell her

she can't wear these.

Tell her

they'll make her sterile,

like with the laptop

and my brother's balls.

We're not sure that's what

happened with your brother.

Honey, you're being ridiculous.

Kayla's becoming a woman.

This isn't the time

to tighten your grip;

it's the time to loosen it.

This? This means

we tighten the grip.

This isn't built for comfort;

it's built for speed.

We need to slow it

the f*** down.

The appliances go in

after the backsplash.

We've done it the same way

every time.

(takes deep breath)

Uh-huh. All right,

put him on the phone.



I'm in the bathroom.




I was looking for that.

You mind telling me

what this is?

- Uh, fuzz.

- Yeah.

Yeah, fuzz.

That's what I thought it was,

and then upon further


it is clearly an unraveled

filter of a cigarette.

Kayla, are you a... a smoker?

What? No.

Not a smoker, Dad.

Hey, haven't you seen the

billions of ads that tell you

- not to do this stuff?

- Dad!

You can't teach someone

not to try things, okay?

That's what trying things

is for... to teach you things.

It's a contradiction.

It's like telling me

not to go for a triple

on a base hit to the gap

when I've made a good turn

around first

and I know that the

right fielder has a weak arm.

Damn it, you're smart.

Okay. Yeah, all right.

Time to get ready

for school, Dad.

Okay, all right.

Julie! Sam!

- Hey, girl!

- (tires squealing)



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Brian Kehoe

Brian Kehoe (; born January 23, 1982) is an American male fashion model and former reality television show participant on Oxygen's program The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. more…

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