Blind Date Page #2

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Go back to your wife.

Go on! Unwrap him!

Don't be shy, unwrap him!

Many happy returns.

- Have a nice evening. Good night.

- What do you mean "good night"?

A ticket to Madonna's concert.

And this is my present.

The girls were right.

Guys over 50 are good for nothing.

There's no point in wasting time

on impotents.

Get lost!

But this is my house.

You will be happy if you go there.

Great fortune and love awaits you.

There you will meet someone,

with whom you will fall in love,

and he will fall in love with you, and

- you will live happily ever after.

- Majka, don't listen to such crap.

Please don't disturb me

when I'm working.

You will get married,

and you will be very happy.

But along the way

you will have to face many obstacles.

The cards say

that this is how it will be,

and cards never lie, never lie.

- But where am I supposed to go?

- Majka...

- Don't interrupt.

- Thank you for your support.

- Maybe a small...

- Thank you. I don't drink at work.

The cards are very precise:

The corner of Mickiewicza and Miodowa.

On Friday,

May the 14th,

from 10 am

till 7 pm.

Tell me what I'm supposed to wear.

According to the gypsy tomorrow

I'm going to meet the love of my life.

Straight jeans,

golden sandals,

and a t-shirt in flowers.

Your a darling.

I can always count on you.

Majka!

I'm sorry.

The dress and shoes are at your home.

A present from me.

I hope you like it.

Thanks.

The man of your life will be thrilled.

Get ready for the barbarian invasion.

I'm opening the gates.

Do we have to wait much longer?

I'm talking to you.

She's the reason I lost the bet, right?

I didn't know

we're on a first name basis.

Another inheritance?

Enough to give you a tip.

Majka.

It would be nice if you could remember.

Oh, I will... Mala.

A**hole.

Kuba? 8 beers.

What?

Nothing.

The surprise bet.

Well, well...

If you have to trust someone

on clothes, trust a gay.

He must have spent a fortune.

Pure give back. I gave him

an iPhone for his birthday.

Okay, let's see it.

Turn around.

Beautiful, you look really beautiful.

You'd better put it on.

The taxi will be here soon.

We'll be there before 10.

Your hiding something from me.

Out with it.

We don't know anything.

Maybe when we arrive

we'll find out something.

- Another gypsy with a deck of cards.

- Exactly.

Good morning ladies.

The rest of the way by foot, please.

- Gypsies always lie!

- Get out of the car!

Do you know what it took to get you

into the qualification stage?

How many paid text messages

I had to send?

- You lied to me.

- I know.

But I really think

this may change your life.

This may prevent you from getting

into another fix.

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